peeping_poo

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by peeping_poo September 12, 2020

peeping poo

A literal poo that peeps at you. Often found hiding in the crevices of one's butt cheeks. Reminiscent of a turtle's head.

Mike: "Hey have you ever had a peeping poo?" Glasfish: "Hell yeah dude, get them all the time"

by poonmachine September 12, 2020

Peeping Pooper

Peeping Pooper:

The act of being extremely silent while seated in a bathroom stall while another coworker (usually in a corporate office environment) walks in and proceeds to paint the toilet bowl brown with explosive bowel movements. Only after the third or fourth push does the "peeping pooper" emerge from their stall and begin washing hands at the sink, maybe whistling to attempt to give the pooper more privacy. Exceptionally spiteful "peeping poopers" may even begin speaking to the loud pooper addressing him or her by name...implying they are fully aware of said butt-pukage.

"Holy bejezuz....Kathy in accounting is a bonifide peeping pooper!! She ninja blasted me after I finished pooping out my chicken korma from last night! What a hag!!"

by Cwisticwistina July 13, 2013

Peeing On The Poo

A phrase used to break the silence when you enter a Men's bathroom and there are empty urinals, but a guy is using the stall standing up facing forward. There are only a few reasons that man is using the stall, that way: Stage fright, doing coke, waiting for a gay guy, or breaking up an unflushed piece of poo with his piss stream.

Nick walks into a men's bathroom at a pub and notices empty urinals and a guy pissing face forward in a stall.

Nick: Hey, you peeing on the poo?

Stall guy: (sniffs & flushes toilet) Haha.

by Studs Lonigan III November 24, 2024

im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn

Every single comment on cursed videos

Guy: sees cursed video

*comments im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn

*gets fame

by DooDooFart-69-IamCryingRN April 28, 2020

peeing in the pool

there's a small but important difference between peeing in the pool and peeing into the pool.

I was peeing in the pool.

by Jadykinzzz November 8, 2007

peeing in the pool

Apart from the obvious meaning of urinating in the swimming pool, this term is also used to describe when someone is stealthily disturbing someone else's party or other gathering.

Spreading the rumour that there was something wrong with the drinks, Johnny was really peeing in the pool at Henry's place.

by EliasG April 5, 2019