5 definitions by Studs Lonigan III
A statement, reprimand, or admonishment handed down to someone lower in the ranks of a work environment, mainly in the service industry or trades, especially in restaurant or bar service. Saying that they have to do the shitty work for the night. This is specially reserved for when the person is reprimanded and is doomed to serve the non-tipping customers for the night.
Nick: Eric, You showed up 20 minutes late for work. You're on shithead duty for the night. Serve table six their bread.
Eric: (Looks at the table of ten black customers) Damn, I'm not making any tips tonight. I'll never show up late to work again.
Eric: (Looks at the table of ten black customers) Damn, I'm not making any tips tonight. I'll never show up late to work again.
by Studs Lonigan III September 13, 2023
A derogatory term for a Black Freemason. A "Ring Knocker" wears their gaudy Freemason ring, which is akin to a High School football championship ring, wears a black suit, white shirt, and black tie, and in unison, they knock their rings on the table to come in agreement with their Freemason beliefs. They are entitled douchebags who are in a half-assed cult and/or society group. Black Freemasons are on the lower rung of factions in the trade unions and other workgroup factions.
Nick: Hey Bill, I saw a group of six black guys at an Irish pub. They were all wearing suits and ties and had big rings. I tried to converse with them, but they were very uppity and talked about how knowledge is key. They kept knocking their rings on the table.
Bill: Oh yeah, we always see those guys in the trades. They're called Ring Knockers. All they do is try to act smart. They're douches.
Bill: Oh yeah, we always see those guys in the trades. They're called Ring Knockers. All they do is try to act smart. They're douches.
by Studs Lonigan III September 4, 2023
Describing a person's long-winded story that is either a go-nowhere diatribe or an ill-fangled tangent that goes on and on to no end or point. A proper story between friends is an ABC or XYZ story. A beginning, middle, and end. An LMNOP story is completely meandering, all filler and fluff with no structure. A waste of time.
Nick: Hey Bill, did you listen to Ralph's story he was trying to tell? He must be on coke or something.
Bill: Yeah, he was straight LMNOP on that one. I had no clue where he was going or ending with that story. I'm glad I walked away.
Bill: Yeah, he was straight LMNOP on that one. I had no clue where he was going or ending with that story. I'm glad I walked away.
by Studs Lonigan III September 13, 2023
Pub-zur-vey-shuhn
an act or instance of noticing or perceiving while conversing at a pub.
an act or instance of regarding attentively or watching certain occurrences that only happen at a pub.
an act or instance of noticing or perceiving while conversing at a pub.
an act or instance of regarding attentively or watching certain occurrences that only happen at a pub.
Nick: Is it just me or do you see that nasty looking whore mongering around these skangers to get free drinks?
Johnny: You're right, hell! I just bought that cunt a drink earlier. Nick, me boy, that's a great pubservation.
Johnny: You're right, hell! I just bought that cunt a drink earlier. Nick, me boy, that's a great pubservation.
by Studs Lonigan III October 28, 2023
A term referring to when you are in a business meeting and everyone is at a standstill on new ideas or a compromise. Nothing has progressed after hours. So everyone throws new, lucid, off-fangled ideas out into the open. It's a metaphor that comes from a hunting exercise, where to prep for a hunt, one shoots clay pigeons instead of real pigeons. You're just throwing stuff up in the air -- hopefully something hits. Akin to throwing darts until someone hits close to the bullseye.
Nick: Hey, Alissa Heinerscheid, we've been at this business proposal for hours and it's going nowhere. Let's just throw up some clay pigeons and see if something hits. I'll let you start.
Alissa Heinerscheid: Well Nick there's this one LGTBQ+ influencer out there...
Nick: Get the FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE! (Holds recording device to his mouth) Note to self: No more trannie-influencer-ideas and hey, waiter, "I'll take two clay pigeons to go".
Alissa Heinerscheid: Well Nick there's this one LGTBQ+ influencer out there...
Nick: Get the FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE! (Holds recording device to his mouth) Note to self: No more trannie-influencer-ideas and hey, waiter, "I'll take two clay pigeons to go".
by Studs Lonigan III October 30, 2023