peened

To have a C&B drawn onto you or your possessions.

When I got back to my car I discovered it had been peened.

by VeeJS September 29, 2015

Shot Peened

When are girl unexpectedly grabs your junk at the bar; usually on the dance floor. The girl must not be good looking because you shouldnt enjoy a shot peening

My buddy got shot peened by an old lady at bar.

by Mr. Magoo Balls November 16, 2010

peener and veggies

A penis and ballsack.

Man 1: Got the peener and veggies all ready for your date with Karen tonight?

Man 2: My peener is nice and clean, but my veggies are a fucking disaster.

by Arthur in Hoboken September 27, 2015

Peener

combination of penis and weiner

Person 1:"You don't have a peener"

Person 2:"Well fuck you!"

by Jack_Pack November 20, 2013

Bryan Peeled

When you get so drunk, your legs bend the complete opposite way.

‘Calm down with your drinking mate, you’re gonna end up Bryan Peeled’

by Fipee April 4, 2023

foul peener

A penis so disgusting and smelly that it makes you cry when the fumes are inhaled. Can be the result of poor hygiene or disease.

Commonly associated with balls or nuts that reak as well.

Guy: Hey give me a bj.

Girl: No fucking way! You have a foul peener !

by Ténti December 30, 2013

Peeled off

To run away from something, very quickly, either in escape of violence, or police.

"When I saw that tall nigga comin' after me, I peeled off."

by J-From-Brooklyn September 11, 2009