peener

1. A person, especially a man, regarded as being a goon, dufus, or dumb ass an ineffective person.
2. a contraction of the words penis and wiener ie. peener the bizarro world equivalent of which would be a weenis.
3. Vulgar Slang. A penis.

I can't believe I forgot about that. Maybe I have amnesia or maybe I was just a peener.

Excuse me, that was my peener you just groped.

by nick April 28, 2006

peener

The appearence of having an erection caused by a full bladder. Can lead to awkward moments.

Man 1: Aw, dude! You're getting a boner from those elementary school children? What is wrong with you?!

Man 2: No No No! It's just a peener, I swear!

by wpk914 January 10, 2010

peener

penis,, male organ,

kiss my large peener

by Ratty March 07, 2003

peener

an extremely annoying small person, usually a male with brown hair

hey that serve was out!
ugh. he's such a peener

by tennischicas April 07, 2011

peener

A small, weak, and soft penis.

That guy is a peener or that guy has a peener.

by The greatest penis fucker December 21, 2009

peener

Penis/wiener: peener

Your peener is so erect.

by sandrider March 24, 2015

peener

A reeaallyy long dick, or a very small dick. Word is often used for no fucking reason.

Woahh, Koben has such a small peener! No wonder his gf didn't give him the gud succ!

by LegacyofBlue June 19, 2018