1. A person, especially a man, regarded as being a goon, dufus, or dumb ass an ineffective person.
2. a contraction of the words penis and wiener ie. peener the bizarro world equivalent of which would be a weenis.
3. Vulgar Slang. A penis.

I can't believe I forgot about that. Maybe I have amnesia or maybe I was just a peener.

Excuse me, that was my peener you just groped.

peener by nick May 9, 2006

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To have an erection caused by a build up of urine.

Zak are you getting a boner for Becca?!?

No, It's a peener I swear.

Peener by MWE91 July 7, 2011

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The appearence of having an erection caused by a full bladder. Can lead to awkward moments.

Man 1: Aw, dude! You're getting a boner from those elementary school children? What is wrong with you?!

Man 2: No No No! It's just a peener, I swear!

peener by wpk914 January 9, 2010

peener

penis,, male organ,

kiss my large peener

peener by Ratty March 7, 2003

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an extremely annoying small person, usually a male with brown hair

hey that serve was out!
ugh. he's such a peener

peener by tennischicas April 26, 2011

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