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pedocide
An industrial chemical commonly applied to the lawns of retirement communities to inhibit depredations by other people's grandchildren.
PedoBide
Typically an older gentleman who cannot help but molest young children, the younger the better but any port in the storm will work for these corrupt fucks. Their opening move is to sidle up and sniff their intended victim because they don't accidentally want to molest a midget.
PedoBide by IamTheStorm October 12, 2019
Penocide
We thought Sarah Palin just gave bad interviews, but her ghost writer committed penocide on an adoring fan base.
Penocide by Jacky Ninny December 4, 2009
pedicide
pedicide by uttam maharjan January 25, 2011
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