pecci

a small boy who's head resembles an egg

That pecci is a dirty egg

by Humpty Pecici April 6, 2017

Stella Pecci

stella is one of the funniest girls at midlothian middle school. she will make you laugh nonstop to the point where your stomach starts to hurt. she is beautiful and doesn’t even know it. her smile is the prettiest ever. she loves memes and will send you the best ones ever. she always talks in a pedro voice and is the best at it and it’s funny. she loves sponge bob quotes also and will always say them. she is the nicest person ever and is always putting people before her.

Stella Pecci is super nice, funny, and pretty. i am glad we are best friends

by yoyourmomreee February 13, 2019

Perci Chari

A large fat bulbous dark turd particularly painful and strenuous to pass, often followed by dumpy short lumps, leaving a considerable stain on the white porcelain and a long lingering odious smell.

I did a fat perci chari this morning .. finally such a relief to discharge that toxic blockage

by clavecin1716 November 11, 2018

Pencive

That look on woman's faces when they find out what Mike Pence and The D mean by"Grab Them by the Pussy" after they over turn Roe Vs Wade.. It's an all encompassing Vice grip..

She looked Pencive after her redneck uncle forgot to pull out, now she has to raise the funding to get to Canada so she isn't forced to give birth to her nephew.

by Sparky b November 16, 2016

Pencil and Sharpener theory

The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.

Are you curious to know how this proof was derived? if YES, Click on Alt + F4 (on windows) and ⌘ + Shift + W (on a mac)

The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime

by Pitarz September 8, 2016

Percich

A surname of Croatian descent. Perciches are known for being exceptionally gifted with intelligence and beauty. All Americans with the last name Percich are descended from the great King Percich, a god-like ruler who was beloved and worshiped for his strength and wisdom. Many Perciches are also gifted with extraordinary height. Considered by many to be the greatest surname of all time.

Cory: "Why are you so sad today?"
Nick: "Because I wish I was a Percich."

by Bud Percich December 29, 2010

Led Pencil

During the act of vaginal Intercourse , the man presses the woman’s butt checks together as to create a squirming effect, as soon as the woman does this he penetrates her as if you would hold down a led pencil to push push the led in from the top (also works with 2 men also)

Damn, my butt cheeks are sore from last night’s led pencil

by Big Asian cock March 20, 2021