pcutf 

poo-chunks-under-the-foreskin

He had PCUTF from last nights anal session

pcutf by blahblah69191 December 12, 2009

urban poutfitter 

the face that all people who wear urban outfitters make.

"Did you see Amber staring at me with her new black cardigan, grey v-neck and cutoff shorts?She was totally giving me the urban poutfitter!"

Person 1: "Tiffany is so pissed at me with her sag-hat and latte in hand."
Person 2: "Yeah man she's totes giving you an urban poutfitter!"

urban poutfitter by nonpoutfitting September 19, 2009

Putfil 

Putfil is a word that expresses both fail, and win. It also replaces all swear words, and is an excuse for anything.

It's such a putfil!" "Putfil my life!" "Why didn't you do your homework? - Putfil.

Putfil by 15min2midnight September 20, 2010

putfile 

Putfile is a method of putting files on the web.

Go put your file online at putfile.com and give me the link to download it.

putfile by Stephen Barnes January 9, 2006

putfuck 

The act of removing a robe whilst seductive music is playing and then asking if you want to Putfuck

Also known as an extremely big douche who will probably get an erection when talking to a pregnant woman

Wow, hes such a dick, he's probably a putfuck

putfuck by nickyb134576 June 14, 2011

Poutflaps

Grotesque slang for particularly large labia majora.

She's got poutflaps.

Poutflaps by Fat Brewer November 3, 2009

putfp 

Originally, "Pick Up The Fucking Phone." A sales technique popularized during the proliferation of email and SMS communication, esp in software sales. Refers to the value of calling a contact directly by phone to eliminate confusion and save time.

"Well, one of our secrets to closing this deal was putfp. Once both teams were on the same page, everything flowed smoothly from there."

putfp by xGD74kNr March 21, 2016