pcutf
He had PCUTF from last nights anal session
pcutf by blahblah69191 December 12, 2009
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urban poutfitter
"Did you see Amber staring at me with her new black cardigan, grey v-neck and cutoff shorts?She was totally giving me the urban poutfitter!"
Person 1: "Tiffany is so pissed at me with her sag-hat and latte in hand."
Person 2: "Yeah man she's totes giving you an urban poutfitter!"
Person 1: "Tiffany is so pissed at me with her sag-hat and latte in hand."
Person 2: "Yeah man she's totes giving you an urban poutfitter!"
urban poutfitter by nonpoutfitting September 19, 2009
Putfil
Putfil is a word that expresses both fail, and win. It also replaces all swear words, and is an excuse for anything.
Putfil by 15min2midnight September 20, 2010
putfile
putfile by Stephen Barnes January 9, 2006
putfuck
The act of removing a robe whilst seductive music is playing and then asking if you want to Putfuck
Also known as an extremely big douche who will probably get an erection when talking to a pregnant woman
Also known as an extremely big douche who will probably get an erection when talking to a pregnant woman
putfuck by nickyb134576 June 14, 2011
Poutflaps
Poutflaps by Fat Brewer November 3, 2009
putfp
Originally, "Pick Up The Fucking Phone." A sales technique popularized during the proliferation of email and SMS communication, esp in software sales. Refers to the value of calling a contact directly by phone to eliminate confusion and save time.
"Well, one of our secrets to closing this deal was putfp. Once both teams were on the same page, everything flowed smoothly from there."
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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