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Originally, "Pick Up The Fucking Phone." A sales technique popularized during the proliferation of email and SMS communication, esp in software sales. Refers to the value of calling a contact directly by phone to eliminate confusion and save time.

"Well, one of our secrets to closing this deal was putfp. Once both teams were on the same page, everything flowed smoothly from there."

putfp by xGD74kNr March 21, 2016

Words you can keep

putpocket

1. A person who puts his/her belongings into someone's pocket, purse, or any other place on their body. These people want to be generous or kind, but do not want to show it.

2. A person who puts something illegal into your unsuspecting pocket.

Antonym: pickpocket

1. (Cop finds marijuana in your pocket)
"I swear its not mine! My friend Frank smokes pot, and he's a good putpocket!"

2. A: Woah. I just found a candy cane in my pocket!
B: Cathy gave it to you secretly, she's a putpocket.

putpocket by Ton/Ton December 21, 2008

Related Words

putfp • putpocket • Putpocketing • putdp • Putupinner • puffpaff • puffpaw • puffping • Puffplop • puffpouch

putpocketing

The opposite of pickpocketing. Involves placing something into someone's pocket without their knowledge. Often used by street performers or musicians as a promotional tool. Can also be great fun with strangers and random embarrassing items.

No one came to my last show. Time to try putpocketing the flyers!

putpocketing by Dharma Midget November 7, 2016

putapitapaper

Another word for Unintentional Medical Examination ASMR. The word got famous by Dr. James Gill when he says, "I'm gonna putapitapaper" while placing a paper sheet on his patient's hands while doing examination. "Putapitapaper" actually means "Put a bit of paper", spoken very quickly in a British Accent by Dr. Gill.

I'm gonna putapitapaper on your hands if that's alright with you.

putapitapaper by Jonathan John July 10, 2020

puffpaff

a badass motherfucker

Man, that guy is such a puffpaff!

puffpaff by obs0l337 December 19, 2011

Putfil

Putfil is a word that expresses both fail, and win. It also replaces all swear words, and is an excuse for anything.

It's such a putfil!" "Putfil my life!" "Why didn't you do your homework? - Putfil.

Putfil by 15min2midnight September 20, 2010

putfile

Putfile is a method of putting files on the web.

Go put your file online at putfile.com and give me the link to download it.

putfile by Stephen Barnes January 9, 2006

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026