putfp 

Originally, "Pick Up The Fucking Phone." A sales technique popularized during the proliferation of email and SMS communication, esp in software sales. Refers to the value of calling a contact directly by phone to eliminate confusion and save time.

"Well, one of our secrets to closing this deal was putfp. Once both teams were on the same page, everything flowed smoothly from there."

putfp by xGD74kNr March 21, 2016

putpocket 

1. A person who puts his/her belongings into someone's pocket, purse, or any other place on their body. These people want to be generous or kind, but do not want to show it.

2. A person who puts something illegal into your unsuspecting pocket.

Antonym: pickpocket

1. (Cop finds marijuana in your pocket)
"I swear its not mine! My friend Frank smokes pot, and he's a good putpocket!"

2. A: Woah. I just found a candy cane in my pocket!
B: Cathy gave it to you secretly, she's a putpocket.

putpocket by Ton/Ton December 21, 2008

putpocketing 

The opposite of pickpocketing. Involves placing something into someone's pocket without their knowledge. Often used by street performers or musicians as a promotional tool. Can also be great fun with strangers and random embarrassing items.

No one came to my last show. Time to try putpocketing the flyers!

putpocketing by Dharma Midget November 7, 2016

putapitapaper

Another word for Unintentional Medical Examination ASMR. The word got famous by Dr. James Gill when he says, "I'm gonna putapitapaper" while placing a paper sheet on his patient's hands while doing examination. "Putapitapaper" actually means "Put a bit of paper", spoken very quickly in a British Accent by Dr. Gill.

I'm gonna putapitapaper on your hands if that's alright with you.

putapitapaper by Jonathan John July 10, 2020

puffpaff 

a badass motherfucker

Man, that guy is such a puffpaff!

puffpaff by obs0l337 December 19, 2011

Putfil 

Putfil is a word that expresses both fail, and win. It also replaces all swear words, and is an excuse for anything.

It's such a putfil!" "Putfil my life!" "Why didn't you do your homework? - Putfil.

Putfil by 15min2midnight September 20, 2010

putfile 

Putfile is a method of putting files on the web.

Go put your file online at putfile.com and give me the link to download it.

putfile by Stephen Barnes January 9, 2006