putfad

racoons poop yeah it's the definition

Guy 1: Wow dude this forest is really long
Guy 2: uh what's that
Guy 1: That's putfad
Guy 2: well that's gross

by YOIadanah August 29, 2022

Puffadick

A Game where you light your penis on fire and see how long you go before you scream in pain.

Jack: Why do you look so sad?
Bob: I played Puffadick.. And I lost...

by TheWindSoldier April 3, 2010

putada

A mean prank, or evil act.

"me hicieron una putada" (they tricked me)

Le robaron la cartera, qué putada! (He got pickpocketed, what fucking luck!)

by Donna W October 11, 2007

Putad

Someone who is disliked.

Look at that him over there, he's such a Putad.

by Babu May 27, 2003

puffadder

Person who farts in the bath and then counts the bubbles

Puffadder enters the bath..
rumble-rumble .....quuaaarrrrkkkkk.... "one"
rumble-rumble .....rattattatt..... "two"
rumble-rumble..... blelp..... "three"

by clairem December 24, 2008

Puffadillo

A socially awkward creature. Also known as the SRP when it occurs in human form (Socially Retarded Person).

Plural: Puffadillos, Socially Retarded People

The puffadillo comes from a puffin and an armadillo. The mixture between these two is so complex that it creates a totally socially handicapped creature.

She's as socially awkward as a puffadillo!

by Iareaunikitty July 13, 2016

putado

spanish slang for "bitched"

He always bitched about that.
El siempre putado de eso.

by Hundaddy June 11, 2006