putfuck

The act of removing a robe whilst seductive music is playing and then asking if you want to Putfuck

Also known as an extremely big douche who will probably get an erection when talking to a pregnant woman

Wow, hes such a dick, he's probably a putfuck

by nickyb134576 June 14, 2011

PUFFUCKERY

To supply meth in return for outragous and impromptu sexual acts in places such as hotels high rise apartments..carparks ,

kinky couple looking for another person for some naughty( puffuckery

by JJRidds February 25, 2015

potfucker

a person that fucks flower pots

A person that has sex with a flower pot is called a, potfucker

by aodsjasd February 5, 2014

pubfuck

Male: Someone who frequents Pubs, Bars and similar establishments and is generally considered part of the furniture.

Female: Someone who frequents Pubs, Bars and similar establishments and is readily considered the easiest 'score' in town

1) Those pubfucks don't know what they're on about.

2) Going out to score me a pubfuck tonight

by Janszoon June 15, 2003

Patfuck

A nickname for someone named Patrick who is damaged and hangs around you and your friends, even though you don't want him there and he should know that.

Person 1: "Patfuck's coming"

Person 2: "Shit"

by Mrs [Your Last Name] March 18, 2013

pitfuck

To have sexual intercourse with the armpit of women. (does not apply to the gays) Generally, copious amounts of lubrication are needed to ease the friction of the erect shaft. The woman in question must have shaved underarms to perform this act with decorum.

*thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump*

"ah.. hun.. my arm is getting numb..."

"SHUT UP MOON CRICKET... I GOTTA FINISH THE PITFUCK"

by Fugget McDoogle December 16, 2006

pudfuck

a lame overweight run of the mill lamewad. usually works drive thru.

if this pudfuck fucks up my order i am gonna fuck up his face.

by rondo p suttly November 29, 2004