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The act of removing a robe whilst seductive music is playing and then asking if you want to Putfuck

Also known as an extremely big douche who will probably get an erection when talking to a pregnant woman
Wow, hes such a dick, he's probably a putfuck
putfuck by nickyb134576 June 14, 2011
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PUFFUCKERY 

To supply meth in return for outragous and impromptu sexual acts in places such as hotels high rise apartments..carparks ,
kinky couple looking for another person for some naughty( puffuckery
PUFFUCKERY by JJRidds February 25, 2015
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potfucker 

a person that fucks flower pots
A person that has sex with a flower pot is called a, potfucker
potfucker by aodsjasd February 5, 2014
Male: Someone who frequents Pubs, Bars and similar establishments and is generally considered part of the furniture.

Female: Someone who frequents Pubs, Bars and similar establishments and is readily considered the easiest 'score' in town
1) Those pubfucks don't know what they're on about.

2) Going out to score me a pubfuck tonight

pubfuck by Janszoon June 15, 2003
A nickname for someone named Patrick who is damaged and hangs around you and your friends, even though you don't want him there and he should know that.
Person 1: "Patfuck's coming"

Person 2: "Shit"
Patfuck by Mrs [Your Last Name] March 18, 2013
To have sexual intercourse with the armpit of women. (does not apply to the gays) Generally, copious amounts of lubrication are needed to ease the friction of the erect shaft. The woman in question must have shaved underarms to perform this act with decorum.
*thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump*

"ah.. hun.. my arm is getting numb..."

"SHUT UP MOON CRICKET... I GOTTA FINISH THE PITFUCK"
pitfuck by Fugget McDoogle December 16, 2006
a lame overweight run of the mill lamewad. usually works drive thru.
if this pudfuck fucks up my order i am gonna fuck up his face.
pudfuck by rondo p suttly November 29, 2004
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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