payvement 

Asphalt road-surfacing dat you hafta shell out a fee to drive on.

I always use Google Maps to carefully plot my road-trip routes in order to avoid stretches of payvement; most travel-destinations can be reached without using toll-roads.

payvement by QuacksO0 May 21, 2025

pavement pancake 

An animal that has been killed by a vehicle on the road, and has subsequently been run over so many times that it is no thicker than a pancake.

I don’t want to be the one to tell my daughter that ‘Miss Fluffy’ is now a pavement pancake.

pavement pancake by Wilhelm Snakesnoot January 28, 2021

pussy payments 

(noun) An arrangement between a man and a woman who are dating or are good friends in which case the woman trades her man sex in exchange for goods or services. Such an arrangement is also mereferred to as hoing, whoring, prostituting, etc.

Nikki was talking to his grandma, and was telling her about the arrangement he and his true love Betsy had as far as pussy payments were concerned. Rolling her eyes as she began, Grandma told him, "Grandson, you about stupid as all hell. 'Pussy payments'? Humphhh, child, that's just plain ol' whoring, Mr. Two Degrees".

pussy payments by Nikki Stixx August 21, 2020

Pavement Fairy 

British Royal Navy slang dating from around the time of World War I. A Pavement Fairy is the name for a prostitute, whore or woman of easy virtue. The pavement part comes from these women having 'beats' on the pavement of a particular street, whilst the fairy has nothing to do with homosexuality, but possibly derives from Cinderella's Fairy Godmother who makes wishes come true.

At one time Union Street, in Plymouth UK was notorious for the numbers of pavement fairies plying their trade to give solace to soldiers, sailors and Royal Marines. There's even a rude version of the Irish folk song 'The Spanish Lady' that mentions both Plymouth and a pavement fairy:

As I walked into Plymouth City,
Union Street it was late at night,
There did I see a pavement fairy
Washing her snatch in the pale moonlight,
First she washed it then she dried it
Over a fire of red hot coal
In all my life I ne'er did see
So much singed hair round a dirty great hole.

Joe's out on the razzle tonight, but he's goin' for the pavement fairy first before he gets too pissed.

Pavement Fairy by AKACroatalin February 14, 2019

North American Pavement Ape 

Antique farm equipment.

Pants sagging nappy haired black trash

It's a shame these North American Pavement Apes bring human black people down.

North American Pavement Ape by TruckFrump May 21, 2018

Pavement Fairy 

British Navy slang dating from around the First World War. A Pavement Fairy is the name for a prostitute or woman of easy virtue. The pavement part comes from these women having 'beats' on the pavement of a particular street, whilst the fairy has nothing to do with homosexualirty, but possibly derives from Cinderella's Fairy Godmother who makes wishes come true.
There's a rude version of the Irish folk song 'The Spanish Lady' that mentions it:

As I walked into Plymouth City,
Union Street it was late at night,
There did I see a pavement fairy
Washing her snatch in the pale moonlight,
First she washed it then she dried it
Over a fire of red hot coal
In all my life I ne'er did see
So much singed hair round a dirty great hole.

Joe's out on the razzle tonight, but he's goin' for the pavement fairy first before he gets too pissed.

Pavement Fairy by Croatalin November 23, 2013

paymentsgeek 

Someone who is really into payments and payments technology, particularly finding ways to reduce friction. Generally used to describe someone who works at Modo.

Guy1: Bruce sure has a lot of opinions about cryptocurrency.
Guy2: Yeah, he's a total paymentsgeek.

paymentsgeek by 5am.b February 4, 2019