QuacksO0's definitions
If "Afrodite" --- pronounced, "deetee" at da end --- was a holy matron to da Negros, perhaps her name should have been spelled, "Afrodiety"?
by QuacksO0 May 17, 2025
Get the Afroditemug. Refers to where ya casually "say sumpin' to da dog" in order to less-directly convey said remark to one or more fellow humans within earshot.
A classic example of "canine-communication channeling" would be to tell da family pooch to let a recently-arrived visitor alone so dat he can relax after performing a stressful/exhausting task for you; what you are really meaning is to express regret and gratitude to said weary person for his so-greatly exerting himself on your behalf.
by QuacksO0 May 31, 2025
Get the canine-communication channelingmug. An engine-component for a vehicle dat's designed to reduce da number of times dat da clueless macho "nut behind da steering wheel" gets tangled up wif intersections and is therefore obliged to (horrors!) **ask directions**. Similar to an ignition-interlock to prevent inebriated driving, said device checks to see if you have a paper roads-diagram guide wif you, and if none is detected, it refuses to allow da car to power up.
Now dat most newer rides are equipped wif vehicle-navigation systems, there is less need for map sensors.
by QuacksO0 June 10, 2025
Get the map sensormug. Da line of fire extinguishers dat are so simple to operate, even a primitive primate could use them.
Prehistoric man cooked over an open fire, so a Cavemanne brand conflagration-dowser would have been handy to have around "just in case".
by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025
Get the Cavemanne brandmug. What da unexpected father in da infamous "dallying doctor" joke realized dat he was faced wif when da "spaghetti" letter from Italy informed him dat his nurse had given birth to quadruplets.
In da hilarious "if Firestone made condoms" cartoon, a total infantstation is shown to be gathered on da couch.
by QuacksO0 June 16, 2025
Get the infantstationmug. How you'll feel if either you get interacted with less than respectfully/seriously or da pub will only serve you a non-alcoholic drink.
20-year-old: I got totally sassparated when da bartender both eye-rollingly rejected da fake-ID card I'd shown him and then poured me a glass of root beer instead of da shot of whiskey I'd asked for.
by QuacksO0 June 8, 2025
Get the sassparatedmug. Da infamous Scottish pirate-leader who made his fortune by setting fire to conquered ships and then extorting them for huge sums to bribe him to extinguish da flames.
I dunno if those puny wine-bottle-sized fire-extinguishers would be all dat effective on huge clippers or schooners dat were engulfed in flames --- Captain Kidde might have had to switch to da larger "Adultte" brand of extinguisher to properly put out said towering infernos.
by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025
Get the Captain Kiddemug.