As pricey as gas is nowadays, a limited-income person would need to combine trips, walk, bike, take public transportation, or hitchhike or to complete many errands-running excursions so as not to go over budget for everyday traveling; you'd likely never motor around enough to get driverticulitis unless you were being paid to make longer vehicle-outings.
by QuacksO0 May 17, 2025
Get the driverticulitis mug.If "Afrodite" --- pronounced, "deetee" at da end --- was a holy matron to da Negros, perhaps her name should have been spelled, "Afrodiety"?
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Get the Afrodite mug.Folks who are covered in tattoos may view themselves as being "better than the average bare", but if a fellow human is gonna "drop it all for me", I would much prefer just a "pian 'n' natural look" in the skin-department.
by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025
Get the better than the average bare mug.How you'll feel if either you get interacted with less than respectfully/seriously or da pub will only serve you a non-alcoholic drink.
20-year-old: I got totally sassparated when da bartender both eye-rollingly rejected da fake-ID card I'd shown him and then poured me a glass of root beer instead of da shot of whiskey I'd asked for.
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In da hilarious "if Firestone made condoms" cartoon, a total infantstation is shown to be gathered on da couch.
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Aphrodiety's father was Uranus; it figgers, since she was so beautiful and seductive dat many gods and male humans would willingly have "taken it up da butt" to be her lover.
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