How you politely request an Italian to make room for your foam drink-cooler on da table next to his own utensils.
American guest: This table looks fairly small and crowded --- I hesitate to ask anyone to shift his silverware around to accommodate my insulated lemonade-glass.
Italian host: Oh, don't worry about that --- just take any empty seat and quietly say "skoozie" to your seating-neighbor; he'll move aside for you.
Italian host: Oh, don't worry about that --- just take any empty seat and quietly say "skoozie" to your seating-neighbor; he'll move aside for you.
by QuacksO0 May 27, 2025
If Squawkrates had been able to influence more people towards positive political/social progress, da world might be a better place today.
by QuacksO0 May 17, 2025
If yer favorite primitive-hominid buddy wants to train for joining da local fire department, it might be wise to start him off wif a GEICO fire extinguisher --- no fussy pins, levers, or nozzles to learn about; he would merely need to hit it wif his club to make it operate.
by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025
Da line of fire extinguishers dat are so simple to operate, even a primitive primate could use them.
Prehistoric man cooked over an open fire, so a Cavemanne brand conflagration-dowser would have been handy to have around "just in case".
by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025
Da residential avenue where conditions are even more simple/pleasant than da standard "non-arduous living" lane.
Sweet little old lady: I love my locale on a quiet peaceful cul-de-sac, but da pavement was getting a little bumpy for me to use my electric mobility-scooter, so da local highway-department manager arranged to have da road re-surfaced with fresh smooth asphalt, and so now it's totally "Easier Street" for me to tootle along down to da corner diner to have a cup of hot coffee and read da morning paper.
by QuacksO0 May 26, 2025
As pricey as gas is nowadays, a limited-income person would need to combine trips, walk, bike, take public transportation, or hitchhike or to complete many errands-running excursions so as not to go over budget for everyday traveling; you'd likely never motor around enough to get driverticulitis unless you were being paid to make longer vehicle-outings.
by QuacksO0 May 17, 2025
If "Afrodite" --- pronounced, "deetee" at da end --- was a holy matron to da Negros, perhaps her name should have been spelled, "Afrodiety"?
by QuacksO0 May 17, 2025