Definitions by QuacksO0
better than the average Bayer
If you add an "abbreviating apostrophe" right before da capital "b" in da "better than the average Bayer" phrase --- i.e., if you spell it "'Bayer", thus eliminating da small "e' at da beginning of da word --- then it could also refer to an online buyer/seller who exhibits exemplary behavior/performance.
better than the average Bayer by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025
better than the average bare
Folks who are covered in tattoos may view themselves as being "better than the average bare", but if a fellow human is gonna "drop it all for me", I would much prefer just a "pian 'n' natural look" in the skin-department.
better than the average bare by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025
intellygence
Da severely-limited/skewed knowledge dat you acquire if da only source of data you chose/trust is da boob-tube.
Da phrase, "Don't believe everything you see or hear" is good advice if you don't wanna suffer from limited intellygence.
intellygence by QuacksO0 June 19, 2025
infantstation
What da unexpected father in da infamous "dallying doctor" joke realized dat he was faced wif when da "spaghetti" letter from Italy informed him dat his nurse had given birth to quadruplets.
In da hilarious "if Firestone made condoms" cartoon, a total infantstation is shown to be gathered on da couch.
infantstation by QuacksO0 June 16, 2025
pronenoun
A "substitute for a person, place, or thing" word dat you utter while stretched out flat on da ground.
Perhaps an example of "pronenouns" would be da wheezing gasping panting sounds --- i.e., "Heeee... sheeee... weeee" --- dat two people would breathlessly be intoning as they were engaged in vigorous missionary-position sex.
map gas
If you fart copiously while perusing da state/city-roads diagrams, maybe said "map gas" could be collected and donated to fuel da green-and-white panoramic-camera-equipped photography cars.
map sensor
An engine-component for a vehicle dat's designed to reduce da number of times dat da clueless macho "nut behind da steering wheel" gets tangled up wif intersections and is therefore obliged to (horrors!) **ask directions**. Similar to an ignition-interlock to prevent inebriated driving, said device checks to see if you have a paper roads-diagram guide wif you, and if none is detected, it refuses to allow da car to power up.
Now dat most newer rides are equipped wif vehicle-navigation systems, there is less need for map sensors.
map sensor by QuacksO0 June 10, 2025