patrocate 

A mix of patronize and placate, for people that aren't sure which one to use.

Don't patrocate me.

patrocate by maigoh February 9, 2010

patronaberry fairy 

an amazing person who follows you around and blesses you with PATRONABERRY! (A cocktail made with blueberry vodka Patron and sprite.)

a)what you gonna be for halloween?
b)THE PATRONABERRY FAIRY! ready to get shitty?

patronaberry fairy by shandrajomama September 23, 2009

Patrocinate 

An encouraging word used to denote a recipient who is extremely fortunate and is likely to lead a successful life.

Oye, patrocinate amigo! You've earned it!

Patrocinate by turbohead February 14, 2014

padvocate

A woman who adamantly prefers maxi pads over tampons.

Sarah wouldn't wear a tampon for anything, she's a total padvocate!

padvocate by Rosmer Tinef February 20, 2015

patronaberry 

A cocktail made with blueberry vodka Patron and sprite.

Wow Jacob and Brad were flat tore up on patronaberry last night.

patronaberry by gocardscc January 26, 2009

Patronage 

The act of appointing someone to a public office for literally any reason other than their ability to hold a public office.

An example of patronage is electing a man who is clearly suffering from a mental decline, and a woman who has ruined several people's lives just because she is a woman, to get rid of a man whom you hate for no reason.

Oh, wait.

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Patronage by Ubeenbamboozledson January 2, 2022

Patronite 

A person who has patronizing others down to an artform or science. Often times they may be uptight politicians or do-gooder suburban soccer moms. They almost always know they're right even when the issue at hand is ambiguous.

I can't believe Hillary Clinton thinks she always right, what a Patronite.

Patronite by bfiggs19 June 8, 2017