A party in which all attending play a violent videogame, usually being Halo. It is the fusion between the words "party" and "carnage" which yeild "parnage."

Dude, you comin' to the parnage tonight? Kevin bought the new Legendary Map Pack!

Parnage by Héctor Andrés Mayoral May 4, 2008

Get merch

Clag Parsona

A little man diagnosed by his fellow peers with Short Man's Syndrome and or Napolean Complex. Craig Parsons is also know as Clag and was made by his sister Mark. Clag means stuff like arse hairs, faggot, and many more.

Dude why are you acting like a clag

Clag Parsona by John March 2, 2005

Get merch

Parsonite

Somebody who works for West London engineering outfit Parsons

Matty Holland World Cup Goalscorer is no longer a Parsonite

Parsonite by Giusseppe Oyola Penfold March 3, 2005

Get merch

Patronage

The act of appointing someone to a public office for literally any reason other than their ability to hold a public office.

An example of patronage is electing a man who is clearly suffering from a mental decline, and a woman who has ruined several people's lives just because she is a woman, to get rid of a man whom you hate for no reason.

Oh, wait.

░░░░░▄▄▄▄▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▄▄▄▄▄▄░░░░░░░
░░░░░█░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░▀▀▄░░░░
░░░░█░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░▒▒▒░░█░░░
░░░█░░░░░░▄██▀▄▄░░░░░▄▄▄░░░░█░░
░▄▀▒▄▄▄▒░█▀▀▀▀▄▄█░░░██▄▄█░░░░█░
█░▒█▒▄░▀▄▄▄▀░░░░░░░░█░░░▒▒▒▒▒░█
█░▒█░█▀▄▄░░░░░█▀░░░░▀▄░░▄▀▀▀▄▒█
░█░▀▄░█▄░█▀▄▄░▀░▀▀░▄▄▀░░░░█░░█░
░░█░░░▀▄▀█▄▄░█▀▀▀▄▄▄▄▀▀█▀██░█░░
░░░█░░░░██░░▀█▄▄▄█▄▄█▄████░█░░░
░░░░█░░░░▀▀▄░█░░░█░█▀██████░█░░
░░░░░▀▄░░░░░▀▀▄▄▄█▄█▄█▄█▄▀░░█░░
░░░░░░░▀▄▄░▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░░░▒░░░█░
░░░░░░░░░░▀▀▄▄░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░█░
░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▄▄▄▄▄░░░░░░░░█░░

Patronage by Ubeenbamboozledson January 2, 2022

Get merch

Shuffle