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Parsonsexual 

People who are obsessed/attracted to Jim Parsons. Yeah we're obsessed with him just like how Joker is obsessed with Batman
Person 1: *keeps rambling for 30 mins abt how cute Jim Parson is* my gad i just wanna marry him.
Person 2: how abt marry a guy who actually knows you exist? hun you need to go out and meet people.
Person 1: i'm a parsonsexual, those things are not what i do.
Parsonsexual by arisgrey304 August 24, 2016
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paytonsexual

Im paytonsexual
Wym
I like Payton moormeier
paytonsexual by moormeier's wife January 1, 2021

Paytonsexual

To be paytonsexual is to be attracted to the singer and video creator payton moormeier, to be paytonsexual you must be in his paybae fandom and know his special dates or simply that you like him to an excessive degree
hi, i'm paytonsexual! I'm obsessed with payton moormeier for calling me that

LarsonSexual 

A person that loves Kyle Larson and dickrides him in any situation.
"He literally said the n-word. Your such a LarsonSexual."
LarsonSexual by DennyThaGoat January 17, 2021

Parrotsexual 

When you are sexually attracted by Parrots
(Person1) Hey dude, what are your sexual orientations?
(Person2) Im Parrotsexual
(Person1) Ok
Parrotsexual by ParrotGab February 1, 2021

personsexual 

When you are obsessed with a person
I’m really personsexual
personsexual by anonymous May 10, 2023

PaulsonSexual 

Refers to a person who is only sexually attracted to Sarah Paulson.
I’m so gay for Sarah Paulson, I’m really PaulsonSexual.
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