Parsonite 

Somebody who works for West London engineering outfit Parsons

Matty Holland World Cup Goalscorer is no longer a Parsonite

Parsonite by Giusseppe Oyola Penfold March 3, 2005

Carsonite 

An individual that works in a science based profession requiring extensive education, that still holds personal beliefs contrary to their field and education. Such as a physicist that believes the "young earth" model or a medical doctor being anti-evolution. Named for the politician and doctor Ben Carson.

Guy 1: Man, Kevin has been studying cellular biology at uni for like 3 years now and he STILL thinks evolution is bogus.

Guy 2: Yeah, Kevin is turning out to be a pretty obnoxious Carsonite

Carsonite by PleaseThreatenMeWithaGoodTime October 30, 2020

passionite love

You spelled 'passionate' wrong.

You're an idiot.

passionite love by White Sox Rule June 6, 2004

pansonitis

grease develops in the throat of larger people and makes their voice sound smoother and lower than average. Excessive pansonitis may cause swelling in the groin and chest areas due to spread from lungs to other parts of the body.

I cant go over to your house today my pansonitis has got really bad, I can barely breath.

pansonitis by the mighty drip November 23, 2013

prionite 

1. A Chemical substance native to the planet of Strogos. Extracted for the purpose of altering the human mind to create drones that are pliant to the will of the Makron (see Makron)
2. A soothing substance that takes human worries away
3. Prionite Plague

The Strogg have placed contaminator devices across the regions water table to disseminate a morale sapping psycotropic prionite plauge.

"the Prionite plague is really killing humans lately"

prionite by X. Legend May 9, 2006

partynite 

partynite is the term used by popular thurgs and hunks when they are going out for a 'large one'. partynites usually involve copious amount of alcohol, hoochies, ballaz, shot callaz, brawlers, trendy hunks and crunkness.

we be up in da clurb 2nite for a partynite

partynite by Don Bishop January 11, 2005

parsonist

noun
1.A person that uses people for their cars/trucks
2. Has a triple chin feature consumes alot of food
3. Incredibly cheap

Mr.K: Dude get your own car im sick of driving you around all night
Mr.D: Screw you. Now take me to the store and buy me some cupcakes

parsonist by wumba May 2, 2005