Definitions by doubleunicycle

paslooshi

The ultimate slur, it means whatever you want it to mean. It can be used against anyone to completely shut them down. There is no coming back from being paslooshied, you are forever stigmatized as a paslooshed person

Dude, I heard Tom got paslooshied. You can never come back once you're a paslooshed person

paslooshi by doubleunicycle February 28, 2023

Lechuga my beluga 

White and Spanish version of kachigga my nigga

Black guy: Kachigga my nigga
White person: Uhh... lechuga my beluga?

Lechuga my beluga by doubleunicycle June 17, 2022

Ass Scoobies 

When you go front to front with someone and they grab you and crack your back.

My back hurt so I asked him to give me Ass Scoobies.

Ass Scoobies by doubleunicycle March 8, 2022

Hurbey Durbey Curly Shirley 

When you're playing baseball as a pitcher and you throw a fastball that drills the hitter in the hip and he starts crying, then you walk up to the batter, tickle his beard, then throw salt in his eyes, and lather his fingers in cheap hotel soap.

Person One: I accidentally hit the batter in the hip, so I decided to go for the whole Hurbey Durbey Curly Shirley.

Person Two: Damn, even the hotel soap?

Hurbey Durbey Curly Shirley by doubleunicycle January 14, 2022

Parstage 

A grassy area, especially near a road

Person one: Some say there was a second shooter on the grassy knoll

Person two: You mean the parstage

Parstage by doubleunicycle December 14, 2021

Shreath 

A slang term to reaching nirvana/ achieving enlightenment

I shreathed when I was 20 and I never saw the world the same again

Shreath by doubleunicycle November 8, 2021

Otter strangling hands 

When a guy has thick, muscular, veiny hands that look like he strangles otters for fun.

He's got those otter strangling hands, they're so sexy. Strangle me, daddy

Otter strangling hands by doubleunicycle September 10, 2021