Personager

The non-binary/gender neutral way of referring to a manager who is gender non-conforming/non-binary.

My personager is awesome. I really enjoy working with them.

Have you ever had a personager before? They are the best!

Personager by LingDanc803 February 13, 2023

personperson 

The politically correct term for a postal worker. The old offensive term is “mailman” but “mail” is sexist because it sounds like “male” and “man” is obviously sexist to female or non-binary postal workers.

Female postal worker: “I’m here to bring you your 25 annoying unsolicited Capital One offers for the day! Enjoy tossing these straight in the recycling bin.”
Guy: “Thanks! You’re my favorite mailwoman!”
Female postal worker: “Um...excuse me! Did you say MALE woman? I do not identify as male, you sexist pig.”
Guy: “Heavens to Betsy! How could I be so insensitive? I mean you’re my favorite personperson.”
Female postal worker: “That’s much better.”

personperson by Nicholas D March 21, 2020

Damien Persinger 

Damien is a very handsome man. He’s he sweetest guy you will ever meet, just don’t love on a cat if you’re dating him or he will never let you live it down. He has curly hair and is very caring about you (not really you lol just me) and will be my future husband. (Unless I marry the cat first.)

“Wow, look at Damien persinger. He’s so cute.”

“Damien Persinger has curly hair!”

“Damien Persinger is jealous because of a cat stealing his woman”

Damien Persinger by AvaxDamienIrl January 18, 2022

Future persinger 

A person who is gonna marry someone with the last name Persinger.

“There comes Ava, The Future Persinger”

“Ava’s gonna be a future Persinger!”

Future persinger by FuturePersinger February 24, 2022

Persinger 

My future last name :]
(Love you Damien <3)

“Persinger is my last name”

“I’m changing my last name to Persinger!”

Persinger by FuturePersinger February 24, 2022

Personate 

To pretend to be someone you are not.

"It amazes me every time you personate, when we both know you are just a pathetic run-of-the-mill pretentious loser with an
affected grandeur bent."

Personate by rperazag July 23, 2010

persinger 

My last name and my girlfriends future last name

Hey look it the PERSINGER’s

persinger by Damienxavairl March 12, 2022