parane

A fatshit who no one likes

He's such a parane

by Saucysamantha69 June 25, 2019

meatball parade

meet-bawl puh-reyd (noun) A group of overweight/obese individuals herded together, usually (but not necessarily) blocking the way.

1. "I would've gotten here faster, but there was a meatball parade at the traffic intersection!"
2. "Check out that meatball parade outside of that donut shop."

by not_an_alien December 9, 2015

Red Parade

A state of ignorance, drone-like actions and behaviours, disregard for one's feelings and emotions.

"Walk on through a red parade and refuse to make amends, It cuts deep through our ground and makes us forget all common sense. Don't speak as I try to leave 'cause we both know what we'll choose, If you pull then I'll push too deep and I'll fall right back to you."

by Trinity2828 June 19, 2013

Parangutan

A person who is constantly pranging out hard, almost like some sort of scatty great ape.

Aislinn: what's that noise, I think I can hear sirens?

Christian: Stop pranging out, you're such a parangutan sometimes.

by Urbex13 February 20, 2012

Kitty Parade

An event in which all or almost all of the attending individuals are female.

Man, the sorority party was such a kitty parade. There were no guys there at all.

by Johnny-san September 16, 2011

scantron paranoia

the feeling one experiences when taking a test on a scantron and getting the same answer multiple times in a row; applies to students

I got five B's in a row on my scantron, one of them HAD to have been wrong. I hate scantron paranoia.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 28, 2009

Boner Paranoia

When you have a boner and everything looks fuckable (extremely horny)

Bro, I have boner paranoia. I'm so down to fuck my 45 year old Hispanic house keeper.

by Martin Luber King October 21, 2016