paraneige 

An umbrella that is used in the snow. This is very very wrong. People should never do this since umbrellas are evil.

Look at that woman with her paraneige in the blizzard.

paraneige by disco_stu911 September 8, 2011

Paranoise 

1. Psychoacoustic sounds/voices associated with extreme levels of paranoia. Happens frequently with long binges of meth use.

"Did you hear about Charlie? He called the cops on his dog cause he though he heard burglars in his living room?"
"Yeah, that figures. He is such a tweeker. Always a victim of his own paranoise"

Paranoise by JbyrdLA December 21, 2008

Paravegetarian 

A parallel to a vegetarian.
A paravegetarian is someone who eats meat, but is against killing for sport, as well as the use of animal parts in luxury items. They base their beliefs partially on the fact that "the circle of life" shows that the consumption of meat is a fact of life. They believe that killing for sport is unnatural and selfish, as it takes away from the food source of that animal's natural predator. For the same reason they are against the use of animal parts for anything if other resouces are available (e.g. leather jackets.) Some paravegetarians will consent to the use of animal parts if the meat of said animal is eaten.
Also called Paravegans.

Person 1: "You're eating a burger, but getting mad at me for wearing a leather jacket? You're such a hypocryte!"

Person 2: "Dude, I'm paravegetarian."

Paravegetarian by New age September 1, 2010

Paranoided 

A form of paranoia but it much more extreme. It can cause Luciedisease.

Girl: OMG! They're all around me. I'm gonna die!
Boy: You're so paranoided!

Paranoided by Pseudonymy October 13, 2011

paraneighbor 

someone who lives across the street from oneself; parallel from house to house

My paraneighbor always bakes cookies, and I can smell them from across the street.

paraneighbor by Mimi August 29, 2004

paraneighbor 

a person who live across the street from you. an awesome word that everyone should use

My paraneighbor accendentally hit our mailbox when he was backing out of his driveway.

paraneighbor by LMK July 27, 2005

Paranoisey

When someone is paranoid about most things and do not stop talking about potential worst case scenarios.

Melissa is so paranoisey, she is always banging on about stuff that is never actually going to happen

Paranoisey by TMegzy January 30, 2022