parakeets 

Two keets. Ayam jus keeedeeng!

Aye haba parakeets, dat iz two keets. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! IZ FUNNY!

parakeets by davemunger.blogspot.com August 22, 2003

Parakeets door 

Trapping the female genitalia in a door

Ouch I trust trapped my vagina in the door , now I’ve got a parakeets door

Parakeets door by Margaret bumbaclart April 21, 2019

Parakeets of the Caribbean 

A group of people on psychedelic mushrooms attempting to hang a hammock, and failing miserably.

Jim! What are we the Parakeets of the Caribbean?

Parakeets of the Caribbean by zbastardman July 23, 2020

mattress parakeets 

When somebody's mattress has bedsprings that are so worn and squeaky that they sound like parakeets.

I heard the mattress parakeets when I jumped on my bed (I was excited because I got a letter from my half-sister in Spain)...they sounded angry.

mattress parakeets by RatchetBoo October 25, 2003

Lovely Parakeets 

A great set of tits.

She has a lovely parakeets.

Lovely Parakeets by DTRAIN March 28, 2005

pump a parakeet

This is a comical way to say someone would have sex with anything.

That Ben Dover is the type of dude who would pump a parakeet!

pump a parakeet by I, Wreckerrr January 18, 2017

parakeetslimes 

An amazing potato who will snatch your weaves because of her thiccness and her thiccccc slimes

Person 1: Hey did you see parakeetslimes new restock video?
Person 2: yeah I did, my weave was snatched because cereal milk is so thicc

parakeetslimes by Somethionesthic February 18, 2018