pansmonie

A ship between Pansy Parkinson and Hermione Granger from Harry Potter

Eg. There was some pansmonie in the drarry fanfic I read last night ad it was so god damn cute.

pansmonie by Just Vee May 16, 2020

Pansmione 

Another ship of HP characters Hermione Granger (Emma Watson) and Pansy Parkingson (Scarlett Byrne)

A). I ship Pansmione!!!
B). What’s that?
A). It’s obviously Pansy and Hermione’s ship name!!!
B). Oh! Them I ship them too!

A) and B). SSSSSSSHHHHHHIIIIIIIPPPPPP!!!!!!

Pansmione by HP Lover! June 4, 2020

pansonitis

grease develops in the throat of larger people and makes their voice sound smoother and lower than average. Excessive pansonitis may cause swelling in the groin and chest areas due to spread from lungs to other parts of the body.

I cant go over to your house today my pansonitis has got really bad, I can barely breath.

pansonitis by the mighty drip November 23, 2013

pansonium 

the substance found in the lungs of larger people. the grease from their bodies leaks down into their lungs. The reason they lose their breath easily and gasp or inhale awkwardly when they laugh.

i cant breath anymore dude, its all this pansonium. (Cough, Cough.)

pansonium by the mighty drip October 4, 2013

parsimonier 

An individual who presses co-workers or friends to come up with the simplest solutions to problems.

Suzy is such a parsimonier, asking question after question to try and help us figure out how to make things as straightforward as possible. I guess it's efficient, but it can be a ton of questions.

parsimonier by Stoolie May 29, 2014

pantsmonger

A person of so little import that they deserve nothing more than to either sell or consume pants for a living.

Jeff stole my pie, the pantsmonger

pantsmonger by Bob of Bob March 15, 2004

pansonism

a sacred religion involving larger people (who call themselves pansonists) and acts of eating greasy food and sacrificing cows to el panson, the god of gorging. Grease is the core of these acts. Other acts performed by pansonists are pouring grease on each other, and using it as lotion.

Yeah dude are you going to the pansonist meeting tonight. Grease yeah i dont want to miss outon the grease, and arent we sacrificing the cow tonight, Pansonism is great.

pansonism by the mighty drip November 23, 2013