pansonist 

a member of the religion pansonism[ Usually a large person of [little intellect. Their belief is that they are only alive for grease.

#1Man being a pansonist saved my life i would have probably killed myself if i hadnt joined. All hail el panson.
#2This band of pansonists is great love the music. Whats their name? Avenged Pansonflap. Their album hail to el panson is just amazing, the greasy lyrics, i just love them!

pansonist by the mighty drip November 23, 2013

paulsonist

Someone who believes in Paulsonism or Paulsisium/Paulsizium, a religion that worships Sarah Paulson

I have a Sarah Paulson shrine because I am a Paulsonist

paulsonist by M8! December 21, 2020

Passionista 

Someone overzealously enthusiastic towards something. Wanting to be recognized for your love of something.

I know everyone loves chocolate, but she is a chocolate passionista!

Passionista by Byondblac November 7, 2012

pansonitis

grease develops in the throat of larger people and makes their voice sound smoother and lower than average. Excessive pansonitis may cause swelling in the groin and chest areas due to spread from lungs to other parts of the body.

I cant go over to your house today my pansonitis has got really bad, I can barely breath.

pansonitis by the mighty drip November 23, 2013

pansonium 

the substance found in the lungs of larger people. the grease from their bodies leaks down into their lungs. The reason they lose their breath easily and gasp or inhale awkwardly when they laugh.

i cant breath anymore dude, its all this pansonium. (Cough, Cough.)

pansonium by the mighty drip October 4, 2013

Personist 

Someone who holds views similar to a humanist (i.e. upholding human reason, ethics, and justice, and rejecting supernaturalism, pseudoscience, and superstition), but with different rights-criteria. The main distinction is that personists believe that rights are conferred to the extent that a creature is a person.

Consequently, a member of the human species will not necessarily fit the definition of “person” and may not receive all the rights bestowed to a person. This philosophy is also supposedly open to the idea that such non-human persons as machines, animals, and extraterrestrial life (depending on their sentience) may be entitled to certain rights currently granted only to humans.

John prefers to identify himself as a Personist rather than a Humanist, because he believes that humans are not the only animal species worthy of consideration.

Personist by stringman5 January 14, 2011

Passionista 

A woman who pursues her passion(s) as a career with a thirst for continuous growth and a desire to serve others.

A female entrepreneur who courageously seeks happiness above all else while making the world a better place.

A woman with big ambition and a success mindset who pursues happiness and serves others by turning her passion(s) into a paycheck.

Living as a passionista goes deeper than just having a career or going to work everyday, passionistas allow their dreams to set their souls on fire and they use this to fuel their daily living.

Passionista by tightsandrights December 18, 2016