Stoolie's definitions

Poach

To hire a worker away from a competitor

Wow, ABC research firm just poached our best programmer.

by Stoolie January 2, 2014

Scroogy

When a boss works you to death but is to cheap to buy drinks at happy hour

A little appreciation for my hard work at the office could go a long way. Just buy us drinks once in a while and stop being so freakin' scroogy.

by Stoolie April 24, 2015

Expertising

When one is working to become more knowledgeable in an area or increase their ability in a skill.

Person 1: Your have really been expertising your guitar skills with all of that practice.

Person 2: Thanks man, the hard work is really paying off.

by Stoolie May 22, 2014

in-lawed

When your in-laws come to stay for a weekend but stay significantly longer.

John: Holy crap dude, you look like you are in misery. Is everything ok?

Jim: I am so in-lawed, my wife's parents came to stay for a weekend 3 weeks ago, and still haven't left. I may never have the crapper to myself again, let alone watch what I want to on my TV. Misery is right.

by Stoolie May 30, 2014

ebay effect

When you get caught up in the moment of an auction or online purchase and buy something you don't really need.

Person 1: Uh why do you have 14 wine bottle stoppers?

Person 2: Ugh, i was shopping online and just had to have them, it's like my brain was taken over by the computer, stupid stupid ebay effect.

by Stoolie May 24, 2014

ZINK

Zero Income No Kids

The days of being a DINK are gone, two lost jobs so now we're a ZINK. Good think we don't have kids.

by Stoolie January 2, 2014

tighted

When someone is comfortable showing off their booty because they are wearing tights. This occurs regularly in yoga class and for those women who wear short skirts.

OH WOW that is a short skirt, but it's ok because she was tighted and so there was no naked buttcheek.

by Stoolie February 4, 2014