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caffeine deficit disorder

When one is extremely sluggish and unable to think about anything but coffee. Timing varies, but it is often reported to be particularly intense at 6 am, 9:30 am and 3:30 pm.
Oh man, my Caffeine Deficit Disorder (CDD) is totally kicking in, if I don't get some coffee soon this hole day will be a waste of breath.
by Stoolie May 23, 2014
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Data Nerding

The act of analyzing data in great detail. When you spend hours working on excel or other stats programs trying to 1) figure out data and 2) analyze it. This often occurs while in college, fantasy football, and in careers that focus on research and analysis. On big problems, Data Nerding can go on for days.
Damn, I may never figure out what quarterback to draft for fantasy football. Looks like it's time to pull out excel and get to data nerding so I can decide on who to pick.
by Stoolie December 4, 2013
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ebay effect

When you get caught up in the moment of an auction or online purchase and buy something you don't really need.
Person 1: Uh why do you have 14 wine bottle stoppers?

Person 2: Ugh, i was shopping online and just had to have them, it's like my brain was taken over by the computer, stupid stupid ebay effect.
by Stoolie May 24, 2014
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ZINK

The days of being a DINK are gone, two lost jobs so now we're a ZINK. Good think we don't have kids.
by Stoolie January 2, 2014
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tighted

When someone is comfortable showing off their booty because they are wearing tights. This occurs regularly in yoga class and for those women who wear short skirts.
OH WOW that is a short skirt, but it's ok because she was tighted and so there was no naked buttcheek.
by Stoolie February 4, 2014
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mom walk

When two people take a walk to 'exercise' but really do it so they can gossip and be social. The walk might last for an hour and is an excellent combination of exercise and catching up with friends. Some mom walkers wear large hats for sun protection and carry fanny packs for their sunscreen.
Hey Girl, I'm not really up for happy hour but we could go for a mom walk; we can catch up and exercise at the same time
by Stoolie November 27, 2015
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Statisticalling

When one spends an inordinate amount of time working on data or statistics. And likes it.
John: How was work today?
Jim: OMG, it rocked I spent all day trying to figure out the relationship between height and grades. 10 hours later I had TWO numbers for my efforts. Neither made sense, but the day was some epic statisticalling....
by Stoolie November 13, 2014
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