Stoolie's definitions

LFA

A three letter acronym for 'The Boss' as it sounds like 'El Jefe' a Spanish phrase for the boss or chief.

Your LFA really needs to get you a raise. You work so hard for that boss it's time you got recognized for it.

by Stoolie May 9, 2018

TMJ

A freezing of the jaw and slurring of words condition that occurs when one has consumed Too Much Jameson (TMJ).

I'm unable to feel my jaw after all those whiskey neats, I've really got to cut back on the Jameson. I may never get over this TMJ.

by Stoolie December 24, 2017

PSF

When someone's face clearly shows signs of having had work done, pulled back skin, large lips, funny smile, etc. This is PSF or Plastic Surgery Face

1: WOW - her smile was permanently attached to her face.

2: No kidding, but it IS permanent; that is a bad case of PSF

by Stoolie February 7, 2017

mom walk

When two people take a walk to 'exercise' but really do it so they can gossip and be social. The walk might last for an hour and is an excellent combination of exercise and catching up with friends. Some mom walkers wear large hats for sun protection and carry fanny packs for their sunscreen.

Hey Girl, I'm not really up for happy hour but we could go for a mom walk; we can catch up and exercise at the same time

by Stoolie November 27, 2015

Scroogy

When a boss works you to death but is to cheap to buy drinks at happy hour

A little appreciation for my hard work at the office could go a long way. Just buy us drinks once in a while and stop being so freakin' scroogy.

by Stoolie April 24, 2015

Wake of Want

When someone leaves you. You miss them greatly and can't stop thinking about them. They leave you in a wake of want.

My girlfriend has been overseas for two months, I think about her all the time, she has left me in her wake of want.

by Stoolie January 23, 2015

Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP)

Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) is a syndrome that occurs when older employees at a company resist using calendaring software - insisting on continuing their use of paper planners.

Employee 1: Oh my gosh, why can't Sally just use our calendering system to schedule meetings. She is always calling or emailing me to see if I have availability. "Um, check the electronic calendar"
Employe 2: Oh dude, she has a serious case of Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) - she may never get rid of her old-school paper planner.

by Stoolie November 25, 2014