Stoolie's definitions
by Stoolie January 2, 2014
Get the Poachmug. A little appreciation for my hard work at the office could go a long way. Just buy us drinks once in a while and stop being so freakin' scroogy.
by Stoolie April 24, 2015
Get the Scroogymug. Person 1: Your have really been expertising your guitar skills with all of that practice.
Person 2: Thanks man, the hard work is really paying off.
Person 2: Thanks man, the hard work is really paying off.
by Stoolie May 22, 2014
Get the Expertisingmug. John: Holy crap dude, you look like you are in misery. Is everything ok?
Jim: I am so in-lawed, my wife's parents came to stay for a weekend 3 weeks ago, and still haven't left. I may never have the crapper to myself again, let alone watch what I want to on my TV. Misery is right.
Jim: I am so in-lawed, my wife's parents came to stay for a weekend 3 weeks ago, and still haven't left. I may never have the crapper to myself again, let alone watch what I want to on my TV. Misery is right.
by Stoolie May 30, 2014
Get the in-lawedmug. When you get caught up in the moment of an auction or online purchase and buy something you don't really need.
Person 1: Uh why do you have 14 wine bottle stoppers?
Person 2: Ugh, i was shopping online and just had to have them, it's like my brain was taken over by the computer, stupid stupid ebay effect.
Person 2: Ugh, i was shopping online and just had to have them, it's like my brain was taken over by the computer, stupid stupid ebay effect.
by Stoolie May 24, 2014
Get the ebay effectmug. The days of being a DINK are gone, two lost jobs so now we're a ZINK. Good think we don't have kids.
by Stoolie January 2, 2014
Get the ZINKmug. When someone is comfortable showing off their booty because they are wearing tights. This occurs regularly in yoga class and for those women who wear short skirts.
OH WOW that is a short skirt, but it's ok because she was tighted and so there was no naked buttcheek.
by Stoolie February 4, 2014
Get the tightedmug.