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pansonium

the substance found in the lungs of larger people. the grease from their bodies leaks down into their lungs. The reason they lose their breath easily and gasp or inhale awkwardly when they laugh.
i cant breath anymore dude, its all this pansonium. (Cough, Cough.)
by the mighty drip October 4, 2013
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pansonitis

grease develops in the throat of larger people and makes their voice sound smoother and lower than average. Excessive pansonitis may cause swelling in the groin and chest areas due to spread from lungs to other parts of the body.
I cant go over to your house today my pansonitis has got really bad, I can barely breath.
by the mighty drip November 23, 2013
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pansonism

a sacred religion involving larger people (who call themselves pansonists) and acts of eating greasy food and sacrificing cows to el panson, the god of gorging. Grease is the core of these acts. Other acts performed by pansonists are pouring grease on each other, and using it as lotion.
Yeah dude are you going to the pansonist meeting tonight. Grease yeah i dont want to miss outon the grease, and arent we sacrificing the cow tonight, Pansonism is great.
by the mighty drip November 23, 2013
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pansonist

a member of the religion pansonism Usually a large person of little intellect. Their belief is that they are only alive for grease.
#1Man being a pansonist saved my life i would have probably killed myself if i hadnt joined. All hail el panson.
#2This band of pansonists is great love the music. Whats their name? Avenged Pansonflap. Their album hail to el panson is just amazing, the greasy lyrics, i just love them!
by the mighty drip November 23, 2013
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eraseaus patronium

A magic spell that summons a giant eraser
Harry summoned an eraser using the spell eraseaus patronium
by jimmy pig May 22, 2018
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Pansonite

A disease that makes you uncontrollably buy awful ""VR"" headsets from Amazon.
I think I have caught pansonite.
by MindLockAERO September 11, 2022
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Faggio Patronium

“You see chantel over there
“Yea”

What a faggio patronium”
by Eatmywiggler November 6, 2019
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