pansonitis

grease develops in the throat of larger people and makes their voice sound smoother and lower than average. Excessive pansonitis may cause swelling in the groin and chest areas due to spread from lungs to other parts of the body.

I cant go over to your house today my pansonitis has got really bad, I can barely breath.

by the mighty drip November 23, 2013

Pasionitis

When your left testicle is undescended and does not form properly. Stunting sperm production.

Man I've had Pasionitis since i was a kid

by Mayo Clinic November 28, 2011

pancovitis

When computer hardware/software malfunctions without any obvious reasons.

"My CPU is overheating again"
"Must be pancovitis"

by The Pancovitian ambassador May 25, 2007

pansyitis

An illness that makes you act like a pansy.
The act of always acting like a pansy.

Nina, your PANSYITIS sure is flaring up now that we are at the top of the cliff!!

by DaTempest June 15, 2023

Ansonitis

Taking on the appearence or mannerisms of an Anson.

Dude, he was telling stories about things his dad bought. Kid's coming down with serious Ansonitis.

There are random pasty white kids with ansonitis everywhere, even roaming around the African Bush.

by Chowda! March 25, 2008

Paisonitis

One who can function with partial downs and chronic stench and laziness. Also has jock itch and speaks very slowly.

You're working really slow, do you have Paisonitis?

by Mill house May 22, 2010

Pansonite

A disease that makes you uncontrollably buy awful ""VR"" headsets from Amazon.

I think I have caught pansonite.

by MindLockAERO September 11, 2022