Pansmione 

Another ship of HP characters Hermione Granger (Emma Watson) and Pansy Parkingson (Scarlett Byrne)

A). I ship Pansmione!!!
B). What’s that?
A). It’s obviously Pansy and Hermione’s ship name!!!
B). Oh! Them I ship them too!

A) and B). SSSSSSSHHHHHHIIIIIIIPPPPPP!!!!!!

Pansmione by HP Lover! June 4, 2020

pansmione 

the ship name of hermione granger and pansy parkinson from the harry potter fandom
its the best ship and i will fight everyone who disagrees

person 1: i wish pansmione was cannon
person 2: same but there are always the fanfics
Person 3:whats pansmione?
person 1 and 2:*le gasp*
Person 1:only the best ship ever
Person 2: *begins to explain*

pansmione by Djgyqnfueyf October 12, 2020

Pansmione 

The pairing of Hermione Granger and Pansy Parkinson from the Harry Potter series.

Not very common, but still one of the most popular femslash pairings in the Harry Potter fandom.

Really underrated.

Person A: Romione is way too basic.

Person B: Yeah, and a bit of Queen representation is always good, which is why I ship Pansmione !

Pansmione by abcdefgheregoesthealphabet July 11, 2017

pensioners slap 

A poor substitute for a shower when cold water is used to pat under the arms, between the legs and on the face.

Did you have a shower this morning? Nah, couldn't be arsed. I just had a pensioners slap.

pensioners slap by Chutney Didsby July 24, 2014

Pensioner Pants 

Baggy trousers worn by old people. The waist is usually elasticated because the wearer has arthritic fingers incapable of fastening buttons and zips. The decrepit bag-wearer always forgets to wash these repulsive garments which end up smelling like a Paki's toilet on a particularly bad day. Pensioner Pants are very popular with obese, long-past-it security guards who bore you to death with tales of their holidays in South Africa.

Good God! Look at Pork Scotch! What's the old twat wearing now?

They're his Pensioner Pants. Had them since 1973 and never washed them.

Pensioner Pants by Flappy Dickwad June 3, 2009

Passione 

Passione is the best team of gay Italians out there. Their leader is Giorno Giovanna.

Yo wanna join Passione?
Nah maybe you hafta be a stand user

Passione by me12345669 January 6, 2021

pensioners piano 

A slots or pokies machine. Where pensioners go to spend their time before they kick the bucket.

Going to knock off work early and hit up the pensioners piano....you in?

pensioners piano by Mike Dibble April 27, 2020