Pantles

When someone's pants are really too short to be pants but too long to be kapris.
especially frequent on middle aged men.

"OMFG, look at the pantles he's wearing!"

by ErinaDNGRAHAM August 13, 2007

Mr pantling

A pedo . He goes around touching kids . He’s already touched 2 primary schools 7 high schools and is out for the next.

Mother: why has my son been raped?
Teacher: it was probably mr pantling

by Thanksfornothingbitch August 3, 2019

pantlings

The ultimate form of leg clothing.

"I'm not allowed to wear shorts on my trip!"
"That sucks!"
"But it's ok cause I can wear my pantlings!"
"WIN!"

by inventorofwords March 22, 2012