pam an 

Short for Pamela Anderson.

Did you see that chick across the street. Her boobs looked just like Pam An's.

pam an by WoW.Is.King August 22, 2006

Pam and her 5 sisters 

This means having a wank! Jerking off! Pam being your "palm" and 5 sisters being your "5 fingers"

I watched some porn last night dude and ended up getting out Pam and her 5 sisters!

Pam and her 5 sisters by Glasgow Hotty May 20, 2009

a date with Pam and her five friends

masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
tug-o-war with the Cyclops
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

"Jimmy couldn't find a real date, so instead had a date with Pam and her five friends."

a date with Pam and her five friends by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

pam anderson 

Some people have all their talent between their ears, and some have it hanging between their belly button and their shoulders. Pam Anderson is squarely in the second group.

Pam Anderson excels at being honest about what pays the bills, her Pammies.

pam anderson by whitemale_98 January 6, 2005

pam anderson 

Late 90's female media celebrity.
Ex-playmate, she had the top-heavy, blond-haired, long-legged tokens of desirability, so that any beer-bellied jerk on the verge of passing out could conventionally blurt out that he would love to pork her, even if he could no longer remember his own name.

Pam's checklist:
a) Botox in her lips
b) Silicon in her boobs
c) Nothing between her ears

The high point of her career was appearing in one of the stupidest tv series ever: Baywatch. She then went on to appear in her own TV series, which was even stupider.
Her lowest point was when the video clip of her banging 15-minute hubby Tommy Lee circulated over the Net.
Her own 15 minutes of fame over, Pam still has the asset of *celebrity* which entitles her to a cameo in The Simpsons and to appear in several episodes of the remake The Love Boat, if its ever remade.
It ain't Pam's fault to be who she is. She's just another packaged product. Its up to you if you swallow her or not.
Bon appetit.
Personally, i used to get a far bigger boner from watching the girl next door.

Pam Anderson's shelf life has already expired.

pam anderson by Hugh G Rection March 14, 2005

pam anderson 

a skanky whore with fake boobs and is a total airhead.

Pam Anderson is such a slut and has Hepatitis C, and got infected from that sleaze Tommy Lee.

pam anderson by Stacy June 10, 2007

pam anderson 

the boobs your mother wishes she had now that hers are sagging

I wish I had a pair of Pam Andersons.

pam anderson by nympho-maniac April 6, 2007