whitemale_98's definitions

usher

Verb- To take shirt up in any situation and no matter how inapproapriate to show off your abs.

Noun- To be completely uninteresting and overlooked until you start singing about cheating on someone.

Verb:
Judge - How do you plead?
Usher - Not guilty!(pulling up shirt to show abs).

Noun: No one cared about Usher or his music til he cheated on Chili of TLC.

by whitemale_98 January 1, 2005

kung fu grip

What your really really REALLY lonely friends possess. Obtained through many hours of solitary and dedicated training.

Whoa buddy, you need to get a girlfriend, thats quite a kung fu grip you got there.

by whitemale_98 January 6, 2005

emmitt smith

A person who refuses to retire.Also see: Jerry Rice

Please retire, you're hanging on like Emmitt Smith in Arizona.

by whitemale_98 December 30, 2004

cya

Cover your ass - a way of saying "I'm going to do just enough CYA so that when something goes wrong I can blame someone else down the line" Another example of society going into a slow death spiral.

Boss: Why didn't you put the fire out before it burned down the building!

Jones: I didn't know the room I was in was on fire because I was doing something important on the internet, Johnson didn't check the smoke detector batteries.

Boss: Way to CYA Jones!

by whitemale_98 December 28, 2005

randy johnson

Verb - To perform a Randy Johnson is to put your faith(and thirty million dollars over 2 years) into a 40+ year old pitcher with a history of back and knee problems. This act is usually performed by the Yankees, see A-Rod.

You just gave who a 2 year extension? You just pulled a Randy Johnson!

by whitemale_98 January 6, 2005

lauryn hill

Someone who contributes something great to the arts...and never does anything ever again.

Those kids on the Miseducation of Lauryn Hill CD are probably in high school now.

by whitemale_98 January 6, 2005

driving range

Where one goes to crush golf balls off a tee on a fenced in range while imagining the face of their boss on the golf ball.

I go to the driving range when my supervisor pisses me off.

by whitemale_98 January 6, 2005