cya

Cover your ass - a way of saying "I'm going to do just enough CYA so that when something goes wrong I can blame someone else down the line" Another example of society going into a slow death spiral.
Boss: Why didn't you put the fire out before it burned down the building!

Jones: I didn't know the room I was in was on fire because I was doing something important on the internet, Johnson didn't check the smoke detector batteries.

Boss: Way to CYA Jones!
by whitemale_98 December 28, 2005
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emmitt smith

A person who refuses to retire.Also see: Jerry Rice
Please retire, you're hanging on like Emmitt Smith in Arizona.
by whitemale_98 December 30, 2004
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lauryn hill

Someone who contributes something great to the arts...and never does anything ever again.
Those kids on the Miseducation of Lauryn Hill CD are probably in high school now.
by whitemale_98 January 06, 2005
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Michael Vick

The ability to earn approximately 100 million dollars over 10 years for slightly less than one touchdown pass per week and slightly more than one spectacular run every week.

Alternate definition: The ability to have the man in charge(e.g.,Arthur Blank, Falcons owner)so infatuated with you he develops a schoolboy crush and gives you said 100 million dollars.
Bill doesn't know how to do his job, but he makes the CEO laugh, so he "Vicked" that promotion.
by whitemale_98 December 30, 2004
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Dolemite

The human tornado. Similiar to a Shaft or a SuperFly.
Dolemite is the...see above.
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driving range

Where one goes to crush golf balls off a tee on a fenced in range while imagining the face of their boss on the golf ball.
I go to the driving range when my supervisor pisses me off.
by whitemale_98 January 06, 2005
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pam anderson

Some people have all their talent between their ears, and some have it hanging between their belly button and their shoulders. Pam Anderson is squarely in the second group.
Pam Anderson excels at being honest about what pays the bills, her Pammies.
by whitemale_98 January 06, 2005
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