Definitions by whitemale_98

cya 

Cover your ass - a way of saying "I'm going to do just enough CYA so that when something goes wrong I can blame someone else down the line" Another example of society going into a slow death spiral.

Boss: Why didn't you put the fire out before it burned down the building!

Jones: I didn't know the room I was in was on fire because I was doing something important on the internet, Johnson didn't check the smoke detector batteries.

Boss: Way to CYA Jones!

cya by whitemale_98 December 28, 2005

re-goddamn-diculous

When something is way beyond the normal limits.

The amount of political commentators on television is re-goddamn-diculous.

re-goddamn-diculous by whitemale_98 December 26, 2005

lauryn hill 

Someone who contributes something great to the arts...and never does anything ever again.

Those kids on the Miseducation of Lauryn Hill CD are probably in high school now.

lauryn hill by whitemale_98 January 6, 2005

driving range 

Where one goes to crush golf balls off a tee on a fenced in range while imagining the face of their boss on the golf ball.

I go to the driving range when my supervisor pisses me off.

driving range by whitemale_98 January 6, 2005

randy johnson

Verb - To perform a Randy Johnson is to put your faith(and thirty million dollars over 2 years) into a 40+ year old pitcher with a history of back and knee problems. This act is usually performed by the Yankees, see A-Rod.

You just gave who a 2 year extension? You just pulled a Randy Johnson!

randy johnson by whitemale_98 January 6, 2005

pam anderson 

Some people have all their talent between their ears, and some have it hanging between their belly button and their shoulders. Pam Anderson is squarely in the second group.

Pam Anderson excels at being honest about what pays the bills, her Pammies.

pam anderson by whitemale_98 January 6, 2005

kung fu grip 

What your really really REALLY lonely friends possess. Obtained through many hours of solitary and dedicated training.

Whoa buddy, you need to get a girlfriend, thats quite a kung fu grip you got there.

kung fu grip by whitemale_98 January 6, 2005