whitemale_98's definitions

cya

Cover your ass - a way of saying "I'm going to do just enough CYA so that when something goes wrong I can blame someone else down the line" Another example of society going into a slow death spiral.

Boss: Why didn't you put the fire out before it burned down the building!

Jones: I didn't know the room I was in was on fire because I was doing something important on the internet, Johnson didn't check the smoke detector batteries.

Boss: Way to CYA Jones!

by whitemale_98 December 28, 2005

re-goddamn-diculous

When something is way beyond the normal limits.

The amount of political commentators on television is re-goddamn-diculous.

by whitemale_98 December 26, 2005

Michael Vick

The ability to earn approximately 100 million dollars over 10 years for slightly less than one touchdown pass per week and slightly more than one spectacular run every week.

Alternate definition: The ability to have the man in charge(e.g.,Arthur Blank, Falcons owner)so infatuated with you he develops a schoolboy crush and gives you said 100 million dollars.

Bill doesn't know how to do his job, but he makes the CEO laugh, so he "Vicked" that promotion.

by whitemale_98 December 30, 2004

emmitt smith

A person who refuses to retire.Also see: Jerry Rice

Please retire, you're hanging on like Emmitt Smith in Arizona.

by whitemale_98 December 30, 2004

Dolemite

The human tornado. Similiar to a Shaft or a SuperFly.

Dolemite is the...see above.

by whitemale_98 December 30, 2004

leg

Someone in the military smart enough not to jump out a perfectly good airplane.

Alternate Definition: What all Airborne soldiers put in requests to become once their knees are shot.

1. "Look at that leg, he wish he jumped out of airplanes and fractured his hip like I did!"

2. Alt Def: SFC Snuffy put in a 4187 to have his airborne status removed, he realized he's too old to pretend to be hooah.

by whitemale_98 December 31, 2004

robin williams

A Robin Williams is a person who hasn't been funny since approximately 1987(or ever?) but you laugh at his jokes hoping he'll eventually shut his yap.

Saw Robin Williams on Letterman last night, was he ever funny?

by whitemale_98 December 31, 2004