callywacker

the coolest mother heffer you will ever meet. Goes good with some greenie weenies! cheaaaaa nukka!

guy 1- "man i'd tap that callywacker"
guy 2- "already did"

by ceeeara March 1, 2008

Golden Tallywacker

When you have such a great poop it gives you an erection.

*Joe walks out of bathroom.*

Joe: Man, I just got a golden tallywacker!

by Mammothcock Mondays December 26, 2011

Tallywacker Tickle

1) A polite way of saying cock slap. Often results in a mushroom tattoo if done properly. If not done probably often just ends up in an angry person. Reasons for this include the recipient showing a complete lack of respect towards the giver, a show of male (or female in strange circumstances) dominance and also the most popular seems to be just for a bit of fun. Often uses a left to right motion and in extreme circumstance of severe lack of respect the giver is allowed to add a right to left motion therefore resulting in a mushroom tattoo on each side of the recipients face.
2) A royal English way of saying a handjob.

1)Don't disrespect me girl or i will give you a tallywacker tickle that you will never forget, everytime you look in the mirror you will see your mushroom tattoo and think "damn, i shouldn't have disrespected him"
2) man: Fancy giving me a handjob
girl: No way thats disgusting
man: How about a tallywacker tickle then?
girl: oh one does love to give a good ol tallywacker tickle

by Lenny3k January 19, 2009

tallywacker

another word for a penis

wow look at the size of my hard tallywacker

by billy February 3, 2003

whopping tallywacker

a monstrous penis that is at least 8.5" when flaccid

T-Hut has a whopping tallywacker in his pants

by phishpac3 March 4, 2010

tallywacker

Slang. The male copulatory organ. The term very popular in rugger-bugger piss-ups

At the piss up after winning the rugby world cup, Jonny Wilkinson waved his tallywacker at the Australians

Orig. <French 'tallier'=pull + Western Irish mispronunciation of 'wanker'>

by emigre December 15, 2003

tallywacker

My gargantious third member.

I often stuff my own anus with my tallywacker

by Pete Negwaski! June 26, 2006