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Jared padalecki 

A Jared padalecki is a rare species of

half moose half Hansome god. You will see him mostly eating candy. He is secretly 5. He loves put prechewed gum on people's countertops so check him at the door. He delicate so protect him at all times. If you want to summon him you will need the following.

1. 2 cheeseburger with lettuce and tomato don't forget I repeat don't forget the mustart or it won't work

2. An nintendo switch or any type

3. Candy and about 3 pounds of it

4. His bff Jensen

Complete this steps and you can summon you a Jared padalecki

PS. Don't loose his shoe it makes him sad
That girl is being a Jared padalecki eating all that candy
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Very cute fish; Mostly, they have a panda's body but with as a whale's fin. They are very rare to see though, that's why some people might confuse them with Orcas.
Pirate A: "Ahoy, Matey! Do you see that orca swimming by on starboard?"
Pirate B: "Avast Ye, that's not an orca, that's a pandafish!"
Captain: "Aye aye, I'll make you walk the plank for calling that pandafish an orca!"
pandafish by Pandafishy June 21, 2019

ParaFlinch

Used in Pokémon video games to describe a Pokémon whose sole purpose is to first Paralyze and then try to Flinch the enemy. Due to both status conditions having a chance to stop a Pokémon from attacking, every turn the Paralyzed Pokémon tries to attack has a very high chance to stop the attack from executing because each status is rolled separately (you have to win the RNG paralyze roll AND win the flinch roll to even attack).
I thought I would lose the match for sure, but I was able to ParaFlinch the win out with my Jirachi! He couldn't do a thing about it.
ParaFlinch by AnonV February 14, 2015
Padania is an alternative name for the Po Valley, a major plain in the north of Italy. The term was sparingly used until the early 1990s, when Lega Nord, a federalist and, at times, separatist political party in Italy, proposed "Padania" as a possible name for an independent state in Northern Italy. Since then, it has carried strong political connotations.
Northern Italian supremacists, who call their region Padania, are a subset of White Nationalists who disparage their Southern compatriots as dark "Arabs" and "Africans". They've also been known to attack Greeks, Balkans, Spaniards, Portuguese. They want Northern Italy to split from the south because Northern Italy is very industrial and fairly wealthy. Southern Italy remains poor and undeveloped.
The "Sun of the Alps" is the unofficial flag of Padania and the symbol of Padanian nationalism. The flag has a green stylized sun on a white background.
"Padania libera!"
padania by Mr.Nice-Guy February 18, 2017
Extreme happieness;never ending joy;can also express something being cool or popular.
Carla's new hat is so padalia.
I'm in such a padalia mood today.
Kelsey is feeling padalia.
Padalia by KCW August 22, 2006

Jared Padalecki 

A very sexy actor with a nice body on him.
He was born July 19, 1982 in San Antonio, Texas.

He played Dean Forester in Gilmore Girls, Wade in House of Wax, Clay Miller in Friday the 13th, and more importantly, he plays Sam Winchester in Supernatural which comes on the CW on Fridays.
Girl 1: What are you watching?
Girl 2: Supernatural.
Girl 1: It looks creepy
Girl 2: No shit, it's about demons and the apocalypse
Girl 1: Then why are you watching it.
Girl 2: Okay, you see that long haired one?
Girl 1: Mhmm, he's hot.
Girl 2: His name is Jared Padalecki, HE'S why I'm watching this.
Girl 1: Dude, did he just take off his shirt?
Girl 2: GEEZUS!! *dies*
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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