A Jared padalecki is a rare species of
half moose half Hansome god. You will see him mostly eating candy. He is secretly 5. He loves put prechewed gum on people's countertops so check him at the door. He delicate so protect him at all times. If you want to summon him you will need the following.
1. 2 cheeseburger with lettuce and tomato don't forget I repeat don't forget the mustart or it won't work
2. An nintendo switch or any type
3. Candy and about 3 pounds of it
4. His bff Jensen
Complete this steps and you can summon you a Jared padalecki
PS. Don't loose his shoe it makes him sad
half moose half Hansome god. You will see him mostly eating candy. He is secretly 5. He loves put prechewed gum on people's countertops so check him at the door. He delicate so protect him at all times. If you want to summon him you will need the following.
1. 2 cheeseburger with lettuce and tomato don't forget I repeat don't forget the mustart or it won't work
2. An nintendo switch or any type
3. Candy and about 3 pounds of it
4. His bff Jensen
Complete this steps and you can summon you a Jared padalecki
PS. Don't loose his shoe it makes him sad
by Padalecki's army June 15, 2018
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Very cute fish; Mostly, they have a panda's body but with as a whale's fin. They are very rare to see though, that's why some people might confuse them with Orcas.
Pirate A: "Ahoy, Matey! Do you see that orca swimming by on starboard?"
Pirate B: "Avast Ye, that's not an orca, that's a pandafish!"
Captain: "Aye aye, I'll make you walk the plank for calling that pandafish an orca!"
Pirate B: "Avast Ye, that's not an orca, that's a pandafish!"
Captain: "Aye aye, I'll make you walk the plank for calling that pandafish an orca!"
by Pandafishy June 21, 2019
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P: Prick (lowest level)
B: Bastard
D: Douchebag
A: Asshole
F: Fucker (highest level)
P: Prick (lowest level)
B: Bastard
D: Douchebag
A: Asshole
F: Fucker (highest level)
Reading a bunch of Twitter posts from pretentious, entitled, clueless college students earns them the grade A in the PBDAF scale
by TechnoMaster December 4, 2014
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I thought I would lose the match for sure, but I was able to ParaFlinch the win out with my Jirachi! He couldn't do a thing about it.
by AnonV February 14, 2015
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Northern Italian supremacists, who call their region Padania, are a subset of White Nationalists who disparage their Southern compatriots as dark "Arabs" and "Africans". They've also been known to attack Greeks, Balkans, Spaniards, Portuguese. They want Northern Italy to split from the south because Northern Italy is very industrial and fairly wealthy. Southern Italy remains poor and undeveloped.
The "Sun of the Alps" is the unofficial flag of Padania and the symbol of Padanian nationalism. The flag has a green stylized sun on a white background.
Northern Italian supremacists, who call their region Padania, are a subset of White Nationalists who disparage their Southern compatriots as dark "Arabs" and "Africans". They've also been known to attack Greeks, Balkans, Spaniards, Portuguese. They want Northern Italy to split from the south because Northern Italy is very industrial and fairly wealthy. Southern Italy remains poor and undeveloped.
The "Sun of the Alps" is the unofficial flag of Padania and the symbol of Padanian nationalism. The flag has a green stylized sun on a white background.
"Padania libera!"
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