p-tom

P-TOM \ p-tom \ transitive noun:
1. Someone who operates, owns, or manages a website based on plur
2. Someone that does the above wearing target underwear
3. RON PAUL

p-tots-p-tots-pedo bear-ron paul, the guy on the couch

p-tom: see above

p-tom by Chris Hanson watching February 22, 2008

tommy p 

A guy from Sussex that only fucks bad bitches with big back

Look how fat her ass it, I wonder if Tommy p has eaten it yet

tommy p by Wingarmelon November 23, 2021

ptomaine 

Is a rare disease that you get from storing
Open canned corn,
Tuna, ravioli or any cheap canned foods in the refrigerator.

Don't put that open can of cream corned in the refrigerator.
You gone give all us ptomaine poison.

ptomaine by ChrisQ41 May 9, 2018

ptomk 

Abbreviation for “put that on my kids”.... or you could also say Ptook “put that on our kids” Basically just proving a point

I ptomk.
I swear I’m not lying I ptomk

ptomk by Dezzy😘😋 November 6, 2018

ptomey 

Crotchety old man who wears Hawaiian shirts in Alaska and is slightly dyselxic. Resembles Wilford Brimley of Liberty Mutual.

Mr. Ptomey, could you hand me a rivit and a bucking rock?

ptomey by Orsi June 26, 2008

ptomophagous 

eating the flesh of a corpse.

The mortician has a ptomophagous tendency.

ptomophagous by uttam maharjan August 22, 2011

Ptomelyosis

It is where you have the ability to turn into a famous celebrity.

Hmm, I want to trick my friends to think I am justin bieber with Ptomelyosis. ~turns into justin bieber~ *walks up to friends* "Hey guys!"
Friends: EWWWWW

Ptomelyosis by Ptomelyosis October 28, 2018