ptoml

Put that on my life

Mikey-bro is you serious put that on something Kameron-yes bro i ptoml

by Tylibm January 2, 2025

ptol

"Post Tits Or Leave" Commonly used in the INDUSTRIAL room on soulseek when noobs refuse to gtfo after being told UTSEF. Usually directed at females who migrated to the INDUSTRIAL room from the goth room.

{firebloomedfromfrost} you guys are really cool
{firebloomedfromfrost} i'm drunk and stoned can you tell me some good bands that aren't nsbm?
{Ugegi Aoiveae A Ser} {firebloomedfromfrost} you gays are really cool
{jimgoose} PTOL KAMAN
{fritzkrieg} ew, udders

by Fritzkrieg February 19, 2006

Ptolemy

He has an enormous penis and has all the girls chasing after him because of his raging six pack it feels like a area of mountains on his stomach! Not only does Ptolemy look sexy he sounds acts and smells sexy as well! He has the best personality and has sex with every fit girl walking!

Girl 1: “I wish I was back in Ptolemy’s bed!”

Girl 2: “I’m going there tonight!”
Another 6 girls: “ so are all of us!”

by Tinglewingle54 December 23, 2018

poomlette

A type of omlette created using ones' anus. Raw egg (and possibly other ingredients e.g. onion) is injected into the anus and then squirted out into a frying pan, probably along with some shit. It is then cooked and eaten if one is that way inclined.

Can be used to describe something that smells really bad:

E.g. "Damn, that smells like a fucking poomlette"

Or as a threat to someone you don't like:

E.g. "I'm gonna make you eat my poomlette you fuck!"

by El Pornino November 11, 2007

promlem

The annual social gathering known as prom, for high school students all over the country come with some problems. Where is pre-prom? Where is after-prom? Who's buying the beer? Who's sitting at my table (etc). These problems and more have come to be known as 'promlems', because they are problems concerning prom.

i can only have 20 people at after-prom. what a PROMLEM!

those four people are being after-promlems

by Jabooooty!!! May 12, 2008

ptomaine

Is a rare disease that you get from storing
Open canned corn,
Tuna, ravioli or any cheap canned foods in the refrigerator.

Don't put that open can of cream corned in the refrigerator.
You gone give all us ptomaine poison.

by ChrisQ41 May 9, 2018

ptomk

Abbreviation for “put that on my kids”.... or you could also say Ptook “put that on our kids” Basically just proving a point

I ptomk.
I swear I’m not lying I ptomk

by Dezzy😘😋 November 6, 2018