ptomk

Abbreviation for “put that on my kids”.... or you could also say Ptook “put that on our kids” Basically just proving a point

I ptomk.
I swear I’m not lying I ptomk

by Dezzy😘😋 November 6, 2018

plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq

When you type every column backwards and up.
You've tried qwertyuiop, asdfghjkl and even qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp so now you try plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq the ultimate stage in boredom. soon you will be doing diagonal keys

Bored "dood i typed plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq into google."
Normal "whats qazwy whatever?
Bored " its when you type every column backwards and up"
Normal " sigh, gtfo out of my kitchen"

by PrebHunter December 6, 2010

ptonk

-noun
1. a person, eps. one who is good at everything.
-verb
2. to drink heavily.
3. to beat someone (usually in a sport).
4. to possess (someone or something).
5. to ruin or damage (someone or something).
-interjection
6. an exclamation; used alone or in a phrase to express ownership (of something or someone), or simply an emphasis.
-adjective
7. voluptuous.

get ptonked.
ptonk yourself!
you've been ptonked.
ptonk!

by dizzel10102935784 December 13, 2008

ptomaine

Is a rare disease that you get from storing
Open canned corn,
Tuna, ravioli or any cheap canned foods in the refrigerator.

Don't put that open can of cream corned in the refrigerator.
You gone give all us ptomaine poison.

by ChrisQ41 May 9, 2018

Plomkin

A plomkin is when you recieve head whilst taking a shit

I like taking dumps... I like getting head... A plomkin is a win-win.

by The Original Überbitch June 23, 2008

Pomk

A word which causes women to go crazy and have crazy sex with you.

Skang "Pomk/"
Taylor "Do me now!"

by Old Mickey D April 8, 2011

plomki

A word that can mean anything, it is a filler, and when all options are gone, it's your best last resort.

Mother: "GET BACK HERE LITTLE TIMMY YOU ATE THE DAMN COOKIE!"
Son: "N- no, plomki!"
Mother: understandable have a nice day

by masonjaroxleo9 April 10, 2021