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ptomey
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Crotchety old man
who wears Hawaiian shirts in Alaska and is slightly dyselxic. Resembles
Wilford Brimley
of
Liberty Mutual
.
Mr. Ptomey,
could you
hand me
a rivit and a
bucking
rock?
by
Orsi
June 26, 2008
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