TOM

Basically TOM stands for Time Of Month...
ANd we all know what that means.
(The womanly cycle if you don't)
(If you still didn't get that, then PERIODS)

Otis: Why won't you sit down on the sofa, Dorita?
Dorita: Cos its white...
Otis: So?
Dorita: Never sit on a white sofa with TOM...
Otis: Come again?
Dorita: Time Of Month dofus!

by Otis The Stripper May 17, 2008

TOM

Time Of Month - a code word for a girl's period, disgused as a person's name (much like "Aunt Flo" or "Aunt Flow").

Jane: Do you guys want to go swimming after this?
Mary: Urg, not really. Tom's visiting this week.

by k.ann.h April 12, 2006

TOM

Touches other men

Person 1: Dude, I saw someone TOMming the other day!
Person 2: Ewww, that's gross!

by SuperMonkey June 15, 2013

TOM

An acronym used to define "Time of Month" when a female has her menstrual period during the month.

"Oh dear, TOM just revealed himself on my new khakis."

by JackPoon April 24, 2006

TOM

is the coolest dinosaur around. He's green with a cheeky big smile. If you know a TOM like this, you are amazing.

"My TOM is amazing."

by JLTom January 31, 2009

TOM

Abbreviation for a woman's menstrual cycle: Time Of Month. A polite way for a woman to say she has her period.

"Why is krista so bitchy to me lately?"
"TOM must be visiting her"

by transatlanticismx3 July 17, 2009

TOM

A name only people with an overwhelming amount of power can have

no TOM not my foreskin

by cronix_z293 November 25, 2019