ptomey

Crotchety old man who wears Hawaiian shirts in Alaska and is slightly dyselxic. Resembles Wilford Brimley of Liberty Mutual.

Mr. Ptomey, could you hand me a rivit and a bucking rock?

by Orsi June 26, 2008

ptooey

Onomatopoetic word originating from the sound made by spitting. Used to indicate disgust.

"That's not Coke, it's Dr Pepper."
"What?! Ack! Ew! Ptooey ptooey!"

by Snoodlot December 14, 2008

pomey

Not much. What's up with you, homey?

You: I found this weird definition on Urban dictionary.com, but I don't think I understand it. Alexa, what's a pomey?
Alexa: Not much. What's up with you, homey?

by NVMcHawk July 6, 2020

ptooey

A ptooey is a very young kitten whose face still looks like harsh wind blew against it, it has a round derpy face, eyes which resemble a black orb, a ball like body and short legs. Every ptooey is a kitten but not every kitten is a ptooey.

-Did you see the post I sent you of those kittens?

-Yeah! The one on the left is still ptooey!

by PtooeyEnthusiast June 13, 2023

Ptomelyosis

It is where you have the ability to turn into a famous celebrity.

Hmm, I want to trick my friends to think I am justin bieber with Ptomelyosis. ~turns into justin bieber~ *walks up to friends* "Hey guys!"
Friends: EWWWWW

by Ptomelyosis October 28, 2018

Ptooey

Ptooey the name given to **** **** as he played the Witcher 3 when reading some subtitles about some yungfla spitting

What’s up ptooey any cats

by Owenbruh6 July 27, 2021