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Oxymoron 

An Oxymoron is two words, or a compound word, with contradictory definitions. The most commonly-used example of an oxymoron is 'jumbo shrimp,' as a shrimp is small by definition and therefore cannot be jumbo.
More oxymorons:
Government ethics
Friendly fire
Pretty ugly
United Nations
Hamburger
Urban Dictionary
Holy war
Oxymoron by Corn Goblin June 6, 2017

Oxytocin 

Oxytocin is a neuropeptide hormone. Oxytocin is partly responsible for feelings of love. Oxytocin and other neuroreceptors are released when you're with someone you love.
Guy: I love you.

Girl: Me too.

Guy: Oxytocin and other stuff are being released from our brains.
Oxytocin by CognitiveFuel November 28, 2016
A place to which harbors the living space of Optic member: Brandon Parsons, ; in the rare mythical stories in which people dare speak of such a place, Molotov's, knifes and pit-bikes are often referred to. Although the general area lacks basic civilization, small burning houses and huts can be found. It is common within the Oxmoor for one to"Torch a bar" and it is only tradition for one to Knife any who oppose one's "Street-credz". Moabs are common in the Oxmoor although one is easily canceled by Brandon Parsons via Javelin.
Example 1
Man1- You been to the Oxmoor recently mate?
Man2- Yeah, check out these knife wounds

Example 2
Man1- Have you been to the Oxmoor yet?
Man2- Yeah, tried to but I got hit by a Javelin.
Oxmoor by PJ Spud October 20, 2012

Oxytocin 

Oxytocin
aka the "cuddle hormone"

It is an organic compound belonging to the carboxylic acid
functional group.
It also happens to be a hormone & neurotransmitter

Oxytocin is released during orgasm, social recognition
(i.e. making friends), bonding (when you start to fancy
that guy/girl you've been chatting with for the last God
knows how long), anxiety and a number of other relating
events.
This is where it gets its cuddle hormone nickname from.

It plays a large part in female reproduction where it
is released in large quantities during childbirth and
breastfeeding

It is also rumoured that eating dark chocolate slowly
can cause its release.
This may be why dark chocolate is considered an
aphrodisiac.
Oxytocin and it's many wonders:

Girl 1: I just ate some dark chocolate really slowly n had the most amazing orgasm!

Girl 2: looks like we don't need men any more LOL
Oxytocin by rzhhhh July 8, 2010

Oxyconstipated 

"Get outta there butt sludge, I need to use the toilet. You've been in there all nite you hillbilly heroine-popping degenerate."

"You should go use the bathroom in the lobby of the Four Seasons or something since I'm not going anywhere fast. I make no apologies sir for I am oxyconstipated."
Oxyconstipated by Simian Pachyderm January 18, 2010

Oxyboner 

An erection acquired during an Oxycodone high. You can keep it hard for hours. The downside is that you can't actually cum. Just like you can't piss, which is another side effect of it.

And yet another reason to stay away from it. It's expensive, has terrible withdrawal symptoms and your dick don't work anymore. Not for you, anyway, your girlfriend on the other hand will be happy with the results.
I got an oxyboner last night and and fucked my girlfriend like 5 times until she couldn't take anymore and fell asleep. For the next 3 hours I beat that shit off, I choked it like it owed me money, I slapped it around like uh...something that slaps shit. And I got no creamy goodness. Nada. Nothing. Zilche.
Oxyboner by Jackie Aprile Sr. August 26, 2012
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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