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A morning when nothing seems to make sense, and everything seems to contradict everything else that's happening.
The start of the day was such an oxymorning... I went to work, to work on a play, not to play at work, but all the actors just wanted to piss around, yet the punters wanted to watch the play, and I just wanted to get the fuck out of there.

And no matter what I did it all just didn't make sense...
by Frightened_Rabbit August 14, 2009
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