Constipation induced by oxycontin.
"Get outta there butt sludge, I need to use the toilet. You've been in there all nite you hillbilly heroine-popping degenerate."
"You should go use the bathroom in the lobby of the Four Seasons or something since I'm not going anywhere fast. I make no apologies sir for I am oxyconstipated."
"You should go use the bathroom in the lobby of the Four Seasons or something since I'm not going anywhere fast. I make no apologies sir for I am oxyconstipated."
by Simian Pachyderm January 18, 2010
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