Oxymoronic 

Having a desire for two opposite things.

"Sally wants to get married and have kids more than anything, but her biggest fear is commitment."

"Yeah, I know...she's so Oxymoronic!"

Oxymoronic by clovercd April 25, 2009

oxymoronic 

adj.
of or having to do with an oxymoron

The concept of a funky white boy is oxymoronic.

oxymoronic by MiKe EaTs FoOd March 21, 2005

Oxymoronic 

Mark Smedley's Attitude To Life

1) You're a non-conformist who hates anything out of the ordinary, you're so oxymoronic.
2) You're a woman, you're so oxymoronic.

Oxymoronic by huatfibat June 14, 2012

oxymoronic 

two things or people that are so alike and yet different

Man, Vinh and Jami are so much alike and yet they're so different, that's oxymoronic.

oxymoronic by VinhX April 17, 2006

Oxymoronic Ironic Ejaculation [OIE] 

Where a man says he's going to bust a fat nut but his... "yield", is crusty ass dust that blows away in the faint wind of any enclosed area. Significantly disappointing his receiver.

Dylan has OIE (Oxymoronic Ironic Ejaculation OIE). I hear it's pretty serious.

Oxymoronic Ironic Ejaculation [OIE] by Lucifer_009 November 1, 2019

Oxymoron 

An Oxymoron is two words, or a compound word, with contradictory definitions. The most commonly-used example of an oxymoron is 'jumbo shrimp,' as a shrimp is small by definition and therefore cannot be jumbo.

More oxymorons:
Government ethics
Friendly fire
Pretty ugly
United Nations
Hamburger
Urban Dictionary
Holy war

Oxymoron by Corn Goblin June 6, 2017

oxymoron 

Two words that conflict with each other. Two words which do not agree with each other.

Examples of an oxymoron:

Microsoft Works
United Nations
Political Correctness
Linux Complete
Music Television (MTV)
Living Dead
Artificial Reality
Rap Music

oxymoron by Matthew Price March 1, 2003