17 definitions by Simian Pachyderm

cunnilingua franca

The act of communicating with a female who speaks a foreign language by using your mouth, lips, and tongue to stimulate her genitals.

"Mr. O'Donaghue, how did you persuade Mme. Ambassador to agree to the terms of the Treaty if she only speaks Swahili and French and no one at the Irish Embassy was available to translate?"

"My cunnilingua franca is not too bad I tell you. Not too bad at all."

by Simian Pachyderm October 26, 2010

Boston Crabs

A parasitic pubic lice indigenous to the greater Boston area.

"After picking up that clinical research associate at the Red Sox game, I woke up with some fierce itching down there I tell you. What do you think the story is, fire ants?"

"Mate, sounds to me more like a case of Boston crabs".

by Simian Pachyderm January 17, 2010

Oxyconstipated

Constipation induced by oxycontin.

"Get outta there butt sludge, I need to use the toilet. You've been in there all nite you hillbilly heroine-popping degenerate."

"You should go use the bathroom in the lobby of the Four Seasons or something since I'm not going anywhere fast. I make no apologies sir for I am oxyconstipated."

by Simian Pachyderm January 18, 2010

Raisin Dieter

Raisin Dieter

Sara Palin's pronunciation of "raison d'etre".

For some folks in the liberal media, making fun of me seems to be their raisin dieter.

by Simian Pachyderm December 21, 2009

African Americano

An Americano is a style of coffee. A shot of espresso combined with hot water.

If you take it black, then you're having an African Americano.

To the barrista - "May I have an Americano please?"

"Do you take it with milk sir?"

"Nothing thanks. Just make it an African Americano please."

by Simian Pachyderm July 23, 2009

Psychiatryst

It's what you call it when a psychiatrist has an affair with an adult patient in their care.

Any shrink who gets caught banging their patient shouldn't have their license taken away for having a psychiatryst. They should be struck for being such a poor diagnostician.

by Simian Pachyderm July 25, 2009

Vegestalt Shift

A snap transformation to a vegetarian lifestyle informed by moral considerations. The consumption of animal products is suddenly perceived to be wrong.

After reading Peter Singer, his view of the world changed. It was a vegestalt shift.

by Simian Pachyderm July 25, 2009