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osteosexual 

That which derives sexual pleasure from bones. (Like 🦴, not 🍆)
Osteosexuals are commonly misunderstood.
osteosexual by MaybeARealWord January 26, 2022
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octosexual 

Being attracted to:
1) men
2) women
3) transsexuals
4) grass
5) fire hydrants
6) dead bodies
7) the US Army
8) certain politicans (including John McCain and Michelle Obama)
Did you see that octosexual last night?
Yeah, she was gettin' it on with that fire hydrant!
octosexual by A. Potatoes October 5, 2011

Oreosexual 

A person who is sexually attracted to oreos
Frank: Dude I tried Oreos in milk for the first time in my entire life and I think I’m oreosexual
Drew: How have you been on this planet for so long and just now realized you’re oreosexual
Oreosexual by Fresh Phantom November 28, 2019

Optosexual 

An individual who is able to choose the person(s) they are sexually attracted to, but otherwise does not experience sexual attraction
Ex:

Person 1: "Alice chooses who she likes?"
Person 2: "Yeah! It's called Optosexual"
Optosexual by ZzSchritzZ April 16, 2020

Octosexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to beings possessing precisely 8 legs. It is especially prominent amongst females due to their ability to multitask.

Octopi and arachnids are the two most prominent Octosexual figures worldwide.
Sally is such an Octosexual
Octosexual by Aljoho2 April 8, 2009

Octosexual 

Octosexual: Those that are of the octosexual orientation. Octosexuals enjoy Men, Women, Bi men, Bi women, Lesbians, Gay men, Beastality, and many other questionable things. Octosexuality was invented by a young woman on January 9th, 1995. This is still practiced today. The octosexual lifestyle was official founded January 9, 1995, but some readings may suggest it dates back hundreds of years before gaining popularity in 1995.
Boyd: Did you see Jen's cat? She's so octosexual, she actually...did it.

Curtis: I would like to have an orgy with Georgie, Rebecca, an old shoe and my shitzu, Holtz.''

Luke: Is John sexualy confused? I saw him dating a bi man, bi woman, and a gay man. I also saw him...going on a cat.
Steph: Oh no, John's just octosexual.
Luke: Oh! Makes so much sense!
Octosexual by Phantom of the Octos January 8, 2012

Octosexual 

Being in lesbians for Octopimp, a voice actor on the internet. Voicing all the characters of Homestuck, a webcomic which is part of MSPaintadventures; owned by Andrew Hussie.
Girl 1: Hey, what's your sexuality?
Girl 2: Well, i'm octosexual!
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