osteosexual

That which derives sexual pleasure from bones. (Like 🦴, not 🍆)

Osteosexuals are commonly misunderstood.

by MaybeARealWord January 26, 2022

octosexual

Being attracted to:
1) men
2) women
3) transsexuals
4) grass
5) fire hydrants
6) dead bodies
7) the US Army
8) certain politicans (including John McCain and Michelle Obama)

Did you see that octosexual last night?
Yeah, she was gettin' it on with that fire hydrant!

by A. Potatoes October 5, 2011

Oreosexual

A person who is sexually attracted to oreos

Frank: Dude I tried Oreos in milk for the first time in my entire life and I think I’m oreosexual
Drew: How have you been on this planet for so long and just now realized you’re oreosexual

by Fresh Phantom November 28, 2019

Optosexual

An individual who is able to choose the person(s) they are sexually attracted to, but otherwise does not experience sexual attraction

Ex:

Person 1: "Alice chooses who she likes?"
Person 2: "Yeah! It's called Optosexual"

by ZzSchritzZ April 16, 2020

Octosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to beings possessing precisely 8 legs. It is especially prominent amongst females due to their ability to multitask.

Octopi and arachnids are the two most prominent Octosexual figures worldwide.

Sally is such an Octosexual

by Aljoho2 April 8, 2009

Octosexual

Octosexual: Those that are of the octosexual orientation. Octosexuals enjoy Men, Women, Bi men, Bi women, Lesbians, Gay men, Beastality, and many other questionable things. Octosexuality was invented by a young woman on January 9th, 1995. This is still practiced today. The octosexual lifestyle was official founded January 9, 1995, but some readings may suggest it dates back hundreds of years before gaining popularity in 1995.

Boyd: Did you see Jen's cat? She's so octosexual, she actually...did it.

Curtis: I would like to have an orgy with Georgie, Rebecca, an old shoe and my shitzu, Holtz.''

Luke: Is John sexualy confused? I saw him dating a bi man, bi woman, and a gay man. I also saw him...going on a cat.
Steph: Oh no, John's just octosexual.
Luke: Oh! Makes so much sense!

by Phantom of the Octos January 8, 2012

Octosexual

Being in lesbians for Octopimp, a voice actor on the internet. Voicing all the characters of Homestuck, a webcomic which is part of MSPaintadventures; owned by Andrew Hussie.

Girl 1: Hey, what's your sexuality?
Girl 2: Well, i'm octosexual!

by Vagabond/CuttlefishCuller July 13, 2011