250 definitions by MaybeARealWord

Turtle

Someone equipped with two riot shields (one on their back, one they’re holding) and an anti-tank gun.

You’re a turtle, all your vehicle can do is float downstream, that’s it.

by MaybeARealWord January 13, 2022

Call Luigi

What you do in life when you have no other choices.

“You have three options in life: give up, try again, or call Luigi.”

by MaybeARealWord April 20, 2021

👰

Gustavia, the Apple representative of whatever the third sex is.

Whatever the third gender is, I would accept coming out as 👰.

by MaybeARealWord January 23, 2022

POW block

A block that, when faced with high pressure, releases a shockwave of varying length and strength.

“The POW block first appeared in Mario Bros.”

by MaybeARealWord April 19, 2021

AIFF

(acronym) and I feel fine.
Design to go after TEOTWAWKI, to match the 1987 song “It’s the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)”.

“It’s TEOTWAWKI!”
“AIFF?”

by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021

The Lobby

Nickname for Level 0 of the Backrooms.

The Lobby is everexpanding, infinite. One can escape, but not to Earth.

by MaybeARealWord January 13, 2022

C.U.M. zone

The three major North American countries by landmass.

The C.U.M. zone comprises of (C)anada, (U)SA, and (M)exico.

by MaybeARealWord February 14, 2022