Otto-Sexual
Otto-Sexual by LexLexLexLuther June 28, 2012
Words you can keep
octosexual
Being attracted to:
1) men
2) women
3) transsexuals
4) grass
5) fire hydrants
6) dead bodies
7) the US Army
8) certain politicans (including John McCain and Michelle Obama)
1) men
2) women
3) transsexuals
4) grass
5) fire hydrants
6) dead bodies
7) the US Army
8) certain politicans (including John McCain and Michelle Obama)
octosexual by A. Potatoes October 5, 2011
Related Words
Optosexual
An individual who is able to choose the person(s) they are sexually attracted to, but otherwise does not experience sexual attraction
Optosexual by ZzSchritzZ April 16, 2020
Octosexual
Someone who is sexually attracted to beings possessing precisely 8 legs. It is especially prominent amongst females due to their ability to multitask.
Octopi and arachnids are the two most prominent Octosexual figures worldwide.
Octopi and arachnids are the two most prominent Octosexual figures worldwide.
Sally is such an Octosexual
Octosexual by Aljoho2 April 8, 2009
Octosexual
Octosexual: Those that are of the octosexual orientation. Octosexuals enjoy Men, Women, Bi men, Bi women, Lesbians, Gay men, Beastality, and many other questionable things. Octosexuality was invented by a young woman on January 9th, 1995. This is still practiced today. The octosexual lifestyle was official founded January 9, 1995, but some readings may suggest it dates back hundreds of years before gaining popularity in 1995.
Boyd: Did you see Jen's cat? She's so octosexual, she actually...did it.
Curtis: I would like to have an orgy with Georgie, Rebecca, an old shoe and my shitzu, Holtz.''
Luke: Is John sexualy confused? I saw him dating a bi man, bi woman, and a gay man. I also saw him...going on a cat.
Steph: Oh no, John's just octosexual.
Luke: Oh! Makes so much sense!
Curtis: I would like to have an orgy with Georgie, Rebecca, an old shoe and my shitzu, Holtz.''
Luke: Is John sexualy confused? I saw him dating a bi man, bi woman, and a gay man. I also saw him...going on a cat.
Steph: Oh no, John's just octosexual.
Luke: Oh! Makes so much sense!
Octosexual by Phantom of the Octos January 8, 2012
Octosexual
Being in lesbians for Octopimp, a voice actor on the internet. Voicing all the characters of Homestuck, a webcomic which is part of MSPaintadventures; owned by Andrew Hussie.
Octosexual by Vagabond/CuttlefishCuller July 13, 2011
Optosexual
A person without sexual attraction until choosing to be sexually attracted, specific to individuals
or
An individual who is able to choose the person(s) they are sexually attracted to, but otherwise does not experience sexual attraction
or
An individual who is able to choose the person(s) they are sexually attracted to, but otherwise does not experience sexual attraction
Optosexual by Mandragoran871 April 16, 2020
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