opterectomy

when your eyeballs are unhooked from your ass so you don't have such a shitty outlook on life.

my grandfather (who kicked ass) invented this expression.

MAN! you need an opterectomy you pessimist you

by k b February 16, 2006

operectomy

A surgical procedure where a windshield and a set of windshield wipers are
inserted into an individual's stomach. This occurs when a person's head is so far up his/her ass that he/she cannot see properly.

Although it's a risky procedure, my good friend Marie said an operectomy would remove Jonathan's ignorance on this subject.

by Citrone March 1, 2005

Optorectomy

This is a surgical procedure to remove the nerve that runs between the eyeball and the asshole, with a desired result of improving the shitty outlook of the patient

Jane was a real "Debby Downer" until she had an Optorectomy last week and now she's a regular Pollyanna.

by sadie wordatopia March 8, 2010

Optirectomy

A surgical procedure that detaches the optic nerves from the rectum so you won't have a shitty outlook on life.

"Tom is in serious need of an optirectomy."

by LeeC November 27, 2006

optirectomy

A medical procedure that cuts the nerve cord that runs from the optic nerve to the rectum. This is intended to eliminate one's shitty outlook on life.

A pessimist can be said to have need of an optirectomy.

by lumberjim January 20, 2009

Oopherectomy

1. The removal of the ovaries.

2. A roast so intense, it becomes a fully evolved oof. An ooph.

"Dang, did you see that roast? He definitely got oophed."

"Yeah, he straight up preformed an Oopherectomy on that poor guy"

by Chickennoodle40soup February 25, 2018

Optirectomy

A clean cut from your eye's to your asshole to clean up your shitty outlook on life.

by dbowney November 16, 2002