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this term is reserved for only the sluttiest of moments, showing that you are attracted to or very pleased with a person, thing, or situation. between skeezy ho friends it can designate something displeasing. not to be confused with “oncleave”, which is an adaption to discribe the situation of missing work, school, or general engagement because of menstruation (or less frequently, moderate to severe menopause).
1) is david muir hot? omg girl, i need that big nose in my banana hole, yusss hes so onclit.
2) hows work babe? ugh its onclit and im stuck here late.
onclit by lilyitty January 5, 2024
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Ocliterated 

When one binges on booze and the female reproductive system.
Person 1: "So........what you up to this weekend?"
Person 2: "Im going out this Friday to get absolutely Ocliterated"
Ocliterated by SamIsFair April 21, 2010

ocliterated 

The effects of a thorough pounding after an extended sex drought, your clitoral region feels like it has been obliterated
Megan hadn't gotten dick for months and after hooking up with Bazza for an epic cock fest her twat felt like the mozzarella on a Margarita pizza, she had been ocliterated by the Big B
ocliterated by Fozzie's Bear June 22, 2017

OneLittleMouse

A typical batshit insane wikinazi with 250 bans per 2 weeks.
Jimmy Wales personally approved One Little Mouse - random horseshit.
I know OneLittleMouse - said no one.
I trust OneLittleMouse - said no one.
OneLittleMouse is a cool guy - said no one.
OneLittleMouse by Barkingdog September 1, 2023

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Ocliterated 

When someone’s clit gets obliterated.
“What’s up?”

“I just got ocliterated.”

“Damn, congrats 🥳 “
Ocliterated by Ocliterated January 4, 2023
On Clit (pronounced ‘CLEET’)is a phrase which is a way of saying that someone is telling the truth. Similar to another phrase such as "On God." Other common uses are "On my mom," "On my grandma," "On my grandpa," "On gang," etc...
Person 1: I whipped out of that parking lot so fast, spinning the wheel, I 'bout flipped the damn car over. Then the police started following me, and I had to run away.

Person 2: Really?

Person 1: On Clit, bruh."
On Clit by COLtheCVNT November 2, 2023
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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