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onavis

Someone caring, loving, kind, someone you would love to spend the whole day with. He would make you happy, make you cry of laughter. He might be suicidal but his easy to stop. He wouldn't let you follow and do the bad things he does. By only looking at him he would make you blush like crazy and be like "It's going to be a greatday". If you meet a Onavis never let him go, his will be your everything.
Me: "Hi Onavis".
Onavis: "Hey".
Me: *Blushes like a tomato* *It's goingoing tof be the best day*.
by Annie Luna March 5, 2018
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onevision

People with only one vision or less (0).
People that can only see one thing or in most cases lacking vision completely.
A "onevision" therefore steal visions from others in most cases.
A "onevision" can also be called a "novision".

Picture of a "onevision" character:
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"What a onevision!"

Meaning: what a stiff vision lacking piece of shit moron,
or:
One of those vision lacking thief's.

"O no, another onevision!"

Meaning: someone stole our invention, again...
by Señor Bazura April 29, 2009
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onanist

Damn Dave! Ur such an onanist!
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Somn-Onanist

Robert: Why were you sleeping on the couch

Roy: Dude, your a Somn-onanist, it was nasty

Robert: NO WAY

Roy: Control yourself next time you have a fucking sleepover
by Paige Stringer May 21, 2008
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Onanism

Colloquially it is a synonym, but technically the "Sin of Onan" for which it is named for is actually an instance of coitus interruptus.
"Onanism -- it's a hands-on job"

-Ghost, ENTER THE MATRIX
by Jay Jay Ron March 20, 2008
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onanism

to wank,
to tame the one eyed monster,
to make the cyclops cry,
man's favourite outlet,
a date with mrs palm and her five
lovely daugters,
toss yourself off,
etc etc
"now on the subject of onanism...we dont want to find you hunched double on the sofa bed pumping your fist" (league of gentlemen)
by pinkpill December 1, 2004
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conversational onanist

A term for a person who talks to themself.
My husband has told me on numerous occasions that I am a most talented and prodigious conversational onanist.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2020
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