by the fuzzy kitten next door April 07, 2005
Robert: Why were you sleeping on the couch
Roy: Dude, your a Somn-onanist, it was nasty
Robert: NO WAY
Roy: Control yourself next time you have a fucking sleepover
Roy: Dude, your a Somn-onanist, it was nasty
Robert: NO WAY
Roy: Control yourself next time you have a fucking sleepover
by Paige Stringer May 22, 2008
My husband has told me on numerous occasions that I am a most talented and prodigious conversational onanist.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2020