onanist

One who masturbates frequently

Damn Dave! Ur such an onanist!

by the fuzzy kitten next door April 7, 2005

Somn-Onanist

One who masturbates while sleeping.

Robert: Why were you sleeping on the couch

Roy: Dude, your a Somn-onanist, it was nasty

Robert: NO WAY

Roy: Control yourself next time you have a fucking sleepover

by Paige Stringer May 21, 2008

conversational onanist

A term for a person who talks to themself.

My husband has told me on numerous occasions that I am a most talented and prodigious conversational onanist.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2020

Onanism

Colloquially it is a synonym, but technically the "Sin of Onan" for which it is named for is actually an instance of coitus interruptus.

"Onanism -- it's a hands-on job"

-Ghost, ENTER THE MATRIX

by Jay Jay Ron March 20, 2008

onanism

to wank,
to tame the one eyed monster,
to make the cyclops cry,
man's favourite outlet,
a date with mrs palm and her five
lovely daugters,
toss yourself off,
etc etc

"now on the subject of onanism...we dont want to find you hunched double on the sofa bed pumping your fist" (league of gentlemen)

by pinkpill December 1, 2004

Onanism

from New Latin onanismus, from Onan, son of Judah (Gen 38:9),
masturbation, coitus interruptus, self-gratification.

Jon can'g get any, so he practices onanism.

by El Cid June 21, 2003

Arboreal Onanism

Masturbating in trees.

Prior to killing Martha Moxley, Michael Skakel masturbated in a nearby tree. He was convicted of 1 count of arboreal onanism.

by TwatCop September 23, 2005